*The Wish Game*

[Moonracer]

Granted, but when you blink you turn it a dog.

I wish I could focus today.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but it's intermittent.

I wish I could double the amout of money I have for the next Anime-con.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, but double nothing is still nothing. ^_~

I wish I would quit getting sidetracked with something else when I'm looking for something specific.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, you always find everything you want.
And then run out of money, so you're not able to buy the things that you continually find.

I wish I had a million dollars, freely given to me, for a service I did, that was legal, that was not stollen by the guy that gave it to me, and that is real money, and I don't loss it, and will remain in my possession until I buy something.

(did I cover all the bases?)  

[Moonracer]

Granted! BUT...The "something" you buy isn't what you thought it was so you pay a million dollars for this item you wanted but it turns out the item was a fake. ENJOY! ^_~

I wish I could figure out where to hang 3 more wallscrolls in my room, and it not cover up something else or look bad.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(LOL, I missed something ^.^ )

Granted, everything falls off your walls and brakes so you can't hang it up anymore, and now you have room to hang more stuff.

I wish I could get one of those AR-figures at the next anime con.  

[Moonracer]

(*chuckles* Yup, thanks for that it was fun!)

Granted, you COULD get an AR-figure at the next anime con...but you decide to get the newer model instead. (It's a real life AR-figure.)

I wish my neck and shoulder area would quit hurting.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted (no strings cause I hate pain)

I wish I didn't have to set non-unicode programs to japanese language just to play some of my H-games.

(WOOHOO - real life AR-figure - I like that idea)  

[Moonracer]

Granted!!

I wish my brain worked.

(*smiles* Glad ya liked that idea. ^_~)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted (THX for granting that last one)

I wish I really did have a real life AR-figure.
(or better yet, have the ability to bring any anime character to life for 1 hour)  

[Moonracer]

Granted!!! So GRANTED!!!

I wish that I could bring any anime character to life for 1 hour AND they liked me!

(Kind of took your idea I liked it. ^_^)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

GRANTED, SOO GRANTED!!!

I wish I could bring any anime character to life for 1 hour, and if it's a female character, she'd want to have sex with me right away.

(I liked you wish too - LOL)  

[Moonracer]

Granted, just cause I'm feeling nice.

I wish...it wouldn't rain for the next few days so I could paint more of my walls.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted

I wish this wasn't tornado season.  

[Moonracer]

Granted it is now flood season instead, please enjoy.

I wish I could find the last few missing volumes of a few anime I had and they didn't cost my immortal soul, my first born, and all my limbs.