My Little Story (meats vs veggies who will win (meat))

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Orphie

use the book on resolving conflict to hit the savage in the face

"No," Allegro thought, "Dr. Phil would not approve."  

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Meta_Fish

I push R1!

Allegro pressed R1. Nothing happened. He slipped his Dualshock 3 controller back into his coat pocket.  

[Orphie]

Spray Betman in the face with the pepper spray.  

[Meta_Fish]

Equip Power Glove  

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Meta_Fish

Equip Power Glove

"I don't get that until the fourth dungeon."  

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Orphie

Spray Betman in the face with the pepper spray.

Allegro picked up the pepper spray and eyed Betman.

"Don't even think about it."  

[Orphie]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.  

[Cabron the Swan]

Ridicule the attacker in lower-case.

 

[Allegro]

Drawing on my knowledge of Dr Phil's conflict resolution, I decide the best course of action is to not enter the conflict at all, speeding away. However, deciding that the truest act of cowardice is to ignore your problems, I slam it into reverse, backing up, only to be confronted with a sickening thump and a ragged squeal.  

[The Betgirl]

Allegro

Drawing on my knowledge of Dr Phil's conflict resolution, I decide the best course of action is to not enter the conflict at all, speeding away. However, deciding that the truest act of cowardice is to ignore your problems, I slam it into reverse, backing up, only to be confronted with a sickening thump and a ragged squeal.

"I guess he assualted.....

the wrong officer."


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

Suddenly a David Bowie appears powered by the unholy 70's persona he created, fueled by "RED PEPPERS, MILK AND COCAINE"  

[Cabron the Swan]

xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx

Suddenly a David Bowie appears powered by the unholy 70's persona he created, fueled by "RED PEPPERS, MILK AND COCAINE"

ALADDINSAAAAANEEEEE

YOU'RE ALL ******** NOW

 

[l-Kathulu-l]

Pepper Spray Betty and make him mad and sic 'em on the hobo  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

/cheat David Bowie sics his diamond dogs with chuck norris heads upon the hobo  

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Allegro

Drawing on my knowledge of Dr Phil's conflict resolution, I decide the best course of action is to not enter the conflict at all, speeding away. However, deciding that the truest act of cowardice is to ignore your problems, I slam it into reverse, backing up, only to be confronted with a sickening thump and a ragged squeal.

The Hobo was taken down. Betman and Allegro looked each other in the eyes. They drove away without ever speaking of that murder again.

Meanwhile, FBI Agent Dave Kuzo was investigating a recent murder scene of the WoG killer.

It was a bathroom. Goo stained the walls. The body was at Dave's feet.

What should he do first?