Introduce yourself here

[Anakoni]

Alright, firstly, we're not a cross dressing clan. Jack is a cyborg, and his old body was destroyed. I took his brain and built a new body for him...unfortunately, I had only female parts. So, Jack is now Jacquelyn.

Secondly, I only wear womens clothes because they're comfy. And because I myself look like a lady.

Thirdly, our other member is a girl. so there.

And as far as your supposed "values" go, you forgot to include "stealing from old people" and "kicking puppies". We've caught you guys in the act.

Oh, and try Exit Exams for "Important Things".  

[Sou Jara]

I repeat.
this is an introduce yourself thread!
take it out to the town talk
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=1424582&page=31  

[Faulty Ambition]

"Stealing from old people"?
"Kicking puppies"?

I think I'm going to cry.
That's awful.
Who did it?

My clan doesn't consult me on anything... crying  

[Anakoni]

I was in the process of typing a message when you posted that, thus I did not see it until AFTER I had posted.  

[Faulty Ambition]

Me either.

WELCOME TO BYAKO!  

[Anakoni]

Yes, welcome....

...Vote ISA!  

[Faulty Ambition]

OR TEN ORGANIZATION!  

[Sou Jara]

GUYS! stare ........

try to look around and figure out how the place works before you make any decisions  

[Anakoni]

The place works like this:

You introduce yourself.
You head on over to the ISA.
You sign up.  

[Faulty Ambition]

And then all the other clans gang up on you and you get beat down.
AGAIN.  

[Sou Jara]

dont make me get the guys clothes and the guilotine stare  

[Anakoni]

Go ahead. This time, we can EASILY deflect an attack from EVERY clan. And yes, Jasae has been informed of our methods. And as a future note, I will be VERY displeased if another clan somehow learns of our trump card.  

[ZombieJeff]

((ZJEFF PWNS YOU ALL!!!))

Moving on then, -sets up a wodden box with the sign, "introductions here" on it-
Its best if you just let them squable amongst themselves
There is no cure for an idiot I suppose...


"WELCOME ONE AND ALL NEW PEOPLE!"  

[Kenton Alkemi]

Now now, I'm sure we can resolve this peacefully... sweatdrop  

[the_moons_last_light]

i don't think there is a way, they both seem as stuborn as an mule