Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tanzama -CCV-]

Granted, Owwin kidnaps you and uses you as his guinea pig.

I wish I owned a guinea pig farm.  

[StormDawn]

Until they all act as one and make a humanoid form of writhing guinea pigs and take over the world.
I wish I could have faster internets.  

[moonlightwaterdragon]

Granted, but giant cats take over the world and you die.

I wish I could fly.  

[MaverickDrifter]

Granted, but you don't know how to control yourself and you land in a volcano.

I wish I had a hat.  

[otawara]

Granted.
But you get Hat, while on her period.



I wish Cookie was here right now.  

[Decavolty]

Granted. That's corruption in and of itself.

I wish I had money.  

[otawara]

Granted.
It gets burned by a Wall Street fat cat.


I wish Cookie was here. Next to me.  

[Orphie]

Granted. Congratulations. You now have a new a*****e.

I wish I didn't have to do math for my class anymore.  

[Shredder S]

Granted butnow you have to do physics for them.

I wish I had an uncorruptable pancake that if corrupted would blow up the person who corrupted it.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Granted. But you have no syrup to go with it.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.  

[Shredder S]

Granted but they were shoes signed by some famous person... have fun in prison for the next 3 years.

I wish my last wish was re-granted but with uncorruptable syrup.  

[StormDawn]

Granted, But now You want Waffles.
I wish I had waffles....  

[MaverickDrifter]

Granted, but they're made with laxatives and soap.

I wish the stock market could calm the ******** down.  

[problematic briefcase]

Granted, but Earth blows up.

I wish I could have a job.  

[Decavolty]

Granted, but working the corner is kinda dangerous...

I wish I got a promotion

(inb4 PROMOTIONS?! WHAT FOR?)