| Should it be nintendo style or should it be all topics |
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 Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:38 am
Granted, Owwin kidnaps you and uses you as his guinea pig.
I wish I owned a guinea pig farm.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:55 pm
Until they all act as one and make a humanoid form of writhing guinea pigs and take over the world.
I wish I could have faster internets.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:27 pm
Granted, but giant cats take over the world and you die.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:29 pm
Granted, but you don't know how to control yourself and you land in a volcano.
I wish I had a hat.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:53 pm
Granted.
But you get Hat, while on her period.
I wish Cookie was here right now.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:56 pm
Granted. That's corruption in and of itself.
I wish I had money.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:00 pm
Granted.
It gets burned by a Wall Street fat cat.
I wish Cookie was here. Next to me.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:03 pm
Granted. Congratulations. You now have a new a*****e.
I wish I didn't have to do math for my class anymore.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:56 pm
Granted butnow you have to do physics for them.
I wish I had an uncorruptable pancake that if corrupted would blow up the person who corrupted it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:23 pm
Granted. But you have no syrup to go with it.
I wish I had a new pair of shoes.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:27 pm
Granted but they were shoes signed by some famous person... have fun in prison for the next 3 years.
I wish my last wish was re-granted but with uncorruptable syrup.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:28 pm
Granted, But now You want Waffles.
I wish I had waffles....
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:03 pm
Granted, but they're made with laxatives and soap.
I wish the stock market could calm the ******** down.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:18 pm
Granted, but Earth blows up.
I wish I could have a job.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:20 pm
Granted, but working the corner is kinda dangerous...
I wish I got a promotion
(inb4 PROMOTIONS?! WHAT FOR?)
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