What would the avatar above you say?

[Best Fapper Alive]

"I'm shiny and proud!"  

[Gorillaz Geek]

[lol, I know, the hat, I don't know what I put on my avi Dx I recently changed it to look this way so I can crack up when people talk about me]
"I've been arrested about 10 times, this is going to be my 11th, wanna know why? -evil laughter-"  

[Mrs Freaky Veronica]

*Ghost Lyfe*
''I always be around... Looking at these girls... chilling with these hot chicks in the club and stripper clubs..Yeah,it's all me BABY!!''  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Don't ask why I have this skate on my neck cuz II don't have a freakin idea"  

[Mrs Freaky Veronica]

''The ladies call me Mr.Pleasure man cause i meet all there needs and desperate fantasies -Smokes cigarette & Quite laugh- ''  

[Belethiel]

"Are you suuuure you don't wanna finish this joint? I can get you more..." ((I'm sorry about the marajuana jokes. XD Can't think of anything else about yout avi....))

EDIT: Got one: "So what if I like to wear socks with sandals? You'll be the one with cold feet then."  

[Gorillaz Geek]

[Ghost, who are you referring to?]
*Veronica*
"My skin is shiny (◕o◕)!"  

[Belethiel]

"Wanna see my Tamicatchi?" (that thing you're carrying.)  

[Mrs Freaky Veronica]

*Gorillaz Geek*
''Um,I think i need to go and buy something...cause i like don't have anything in my tote bag ~Upside face~''  

[Belethiel]

"What?? I have a chopstick in my hair?"  

[Mrs Freaky Veronica]

''Why am i hiding my face from the world? Oh yeah,This stupid world don't understand my feelings about the boy that works at Mc.Donald's! -Sad face-''  

[Gorillaz Geek]

[lol, how do you know if I don't or do have anything in my tote bag Dx, you stalker >.> Lol Tamagachi Dx]
*emerald*
"I prefer purple, black is like 5 minutes ago -rolls eyes-."  

[Mrs Freaky Veronica]

Yes biggrin

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Huh?Imma real girl!"  

[Belethiel]

"Are you sure you wanna now what my face looks like?"