Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted except your parents annoy you twice as much.
I wish for a oil company!  

[Lucility]

Granted!

Except it floods when you're asleep and you drink it all and end up OBESE. o.o;  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

She didn't wish for anything..

I wish for the sky to be blue everyday.  

[wiim]

Granted. But you become excessively obsessed with the blue sky, even at night. You eventually end up in an insane asylum.


I wish a dolphin would be my friend.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then no one else likes him and you die alone after spending a lifetime grieving for the dolphin...

I wish for a heart  

[Minielf]

Granted, but my kiss turns into a huge snog and then I follow it up with a bit of tongue. blaugh

I wish I was a big movie star.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

( eek )

Anyway..

Granted, but then you're always asked to play dead people in films! xd

I wish for a parachute.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. But you realise right away that you dont even know how to use one!

I wish I wont have homework anymore!  

[Taiakeita Vick]

Granted, but you have to stay in school until you've finished your work.

I wish for another wish  

[Minielf]

Granted, but since you didn't actually wish for anything on your first wish you can't have any wishes anymore! blaugh

I wish there was no more hunger  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. You are given a charm which abolishes world hunger.
But then you must starve for all the people who used to be starving.
Then it is taken away to the cursed items museum.

I wish for a book  

[xhanuelx]

Granted. But the book disappeared.

I wish for Star.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. But everytime you hold it, it makes you kill a domo.
Then it is sent to the cursed items museum.

I wish for some candy whee  

[Minielf]

Granted, but that candy makes you sick, and ends up killing you.

I wish for a PS3.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. But it ends up eating you neighbour's dog/cat.
And then it gets taken to the cursed items museum ninja

I wish for some more ink for my printer