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[Kegan]

Nimble Cultist

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:28 am


It gives you a BJ?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:08 am


Why would I be recommending something that gives BJs? I don't have a d**k.

old jazzy

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old jazzy

Amorous Fatcat

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:13 am


Can people tell me stories about this LPS person please

More importantly, how does Matthew's IRL friend Tom know her? I think he was only on Gaia for like two seconds.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:30 am


Jaycorn
Why would I be recommending something that gives BJs? I don't have a d**k.
I dunno, maybe you're THOUGHTFUL?

And LPS is the former, self appointed pariah of the N-Cult. She was a super-dramatic, and pretty self involved person, whos main discussion points were usually about her (loose, kinda unattractive) boobs and how all us little boys were in awe of a real woman.

She came back to the cult after either leaving or getting banned in a huff, and claimed to have changed her ways and gotten less "******** up," but within a month or two she was buddied up with a dude who was super into little anime girls, and who talk about such wonderful subjects as "If a mature 10 year old girl wanted to be in a relationship with me, I think that would be cool, and I'd be totally into it."

So, after trying to blackmail the staff, she was banned, along with her buddy the *****, and they formed "Mafia maniacs," where people go when they think the "cult is dead," so they can post even less than we do here.

There's also ribbin's "emerald empire." and Draken the spork ninja's "Nintendo Fortress," which ended up being a TF2 guild, but never changing it's name.

All are pretty much defunct. Long live the old flesh.

And I guess Tom knows about her because she was successful in what she wanted to achieve, which was getting people to talk about her.

[Kegan]

Nimble Cultist


Nomega

Dapper Dabbler

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:36 am


I'm nowhere near the Cult Historian, but I can get the ball rolling on that.
LPS Stands for Lady Psycho Sexy, she was a regular for a long time and was dating Hashire Kazemeijin. They both had friends in the Cult for sure, but both had some stigma, LPS was kind of a b***h and Hash was way into lolicon. I remember Hash had this weird typing quirk, too. He would always spell "the" wrong, or something. Someone else will remember.

Anyway there was unpleasantries between them and Fish and it turned into a fight that divided the entire guild. LPS runs the Mafia Maniacs now.

That's about all I remember. Sorry if I screwed up any of the facts.

Edit: Kegan knows what's up.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:51 am



Hashire always spelled "you" wrong.
He'd leave out the 'o.'
He was weird, for sure, but not a terrible person.

....LPS on the other hand.... emotion_donotwant


But yeah.
Mafia Maniacs is deader than 80s dog s**t.
I pop in and post a "WHAT UP BITCHES!?" every now and then.
I used to rant about my psychotic cousin there, but a certain Lady apparently takes offense to me calling a forty two year old pathological liar "housewife" that eats, sleeps, shits and can't cook and won't clean 'pathetic.'


Anywho. It's been a while since I've been here.
I miss the days when we were all in high school and nothing like responsibilities existed and PAU raids.
Good times.

Y'all miss my pink font?
4laugh

Caramel Kisses

Anxious Girl


[Kegan]

Nimble Cultist

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:52 am


Nomega
I'm nowhere near the Cult Historian, but I can get the ball rolling on that.
LPS Stands for Lady Psycho Sexy, she was a regular for a long time and was dating Hashire Kazemeijin. They both had friends in the Cult for sure, but both had some stigma, LPS was kind of a b***h and Hash was way into lolicon. I remember Hash had this weird typing quirk, too. He would always spell "the" wrong, or something. Someone else will remember.

Anyway there was unpleasantries between them and Fish and it turned into a fight that divided the entire guild. LPS runs the Mafia Maniacs now.

That's about all I remember. Sorry if I screwed up any of the facts.

Edit: Kegan knows what's up.
yu
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:58 am


The Eleventh AK
Sometimes if I'm gassy at work I get worried my farts are gonna be sharts and so I run to the bathroom a couple times in quick succession... they never are and I'm probably crazy, but I am looking forward to the day my boss thinks I'm doing it to text or whatever and confronts me and I get to say "I farted and I was worried poop came out"


I'm laughing so hard my neighbor just poked her head into my cubical to see if I was okay....

Caramel Kisses

Anxious Girl


Nomega

Dapper Dabbler

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:00 am


[Kegan]
Nomega
I'm nowhere near the Cult Historian, but I can get the ball rolling on that.
LPS Stands for Lady Psycho Sexy, she was a regular for a long time and was dating Hashire Kazemeijin. They both had friends in the Cult for sure, but both had some stigma, LPS was kind of a b***h and Hash was way into lolicon. I remember Hash had this weird typing quirk, too. He would always spell "the" wrong, or something. Someone else will remember.

Anyway there was unpleasantries between them and Fish and it turned into a fight that divided the entire guild. LPS runs the Mafia Maniacs now.

That's about all I remember. Sorry if I screwed up any of the facts.

Edit: Kegan knows what's up.
yu

THAT was it.
I knew yu would remember.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:07 am


Caramel Kisses
I miss the days when we were all in high school and nothing like responsibilities existed and PAU raids.
Good times.

It really is a shame what happened.

Nomega

Dapper Dabbler


Caramel Kisses

Anxious Girl

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:13 am


Nomega
Caramel Kisses
I miss the days when we were all in high school and nothing like responsibilities existed and PAU raids.
Good times.

It really is a shame what happened.


Yes.
Especially when s**t like this happened:
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:21 am


lol I don't understand

That's why I used to just lurk, mostly.

old jazzy

Amorous Fatcat


old jazzy

Amorous Fatcat

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:28 am


Is LPS's real name actually Cabron LaSwan? 'Cause that's her name on fb.

If so... xd
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:53 am



No. Her name's like, Paula or some s**t.
She doesn't like it, though, so.
/shrug.
Idgaf, lol.

Caramel Kisses

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Skaeryll

Dangerous Spotter

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:16 am


LPS got allot better.
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