Jaycorn
Why would I be recommending something that gives BJs? I don't have a d**k.
I dunno, maybe you're THOUGHTFUL?
And LPS is the former, self appointed pariah of the N-Cult. She was a super-dramatic, and pretty self involved person, whos main discussion points were usually about her (loose, kinda unattractive) boobs and how all us little boys were in awe of a real woman.
She came back to the cult after either leaving or getting banned in a huff, and claimed to have changed her ways and gotten less "******** up," but within a month or two she was buddied up with a dude who was super into little anime girls, and who talk about such wonderful subjects as "If a mature 10 year old girl wanted to be in a relationship with me, I think that would be cool, and I'd be totally into it."
So, after trying to blackmail the staff, she was banned, along with her buddy the *****, and they formed "Mafia maniacs," where people go when they think the "cult is dead," so they can post even less than we do here.
There's also ribbin's "emerald empire." and Draken the spork ninja's "Nintendo Fortress," which ended up being a TF2 guild, but never changing it's name.
All are pretty much defunct. Long live the old flesh.
And I guess Tom knows about her because she was successful in what she wanted to achieve, which was getting people to talk about her.