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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:52 pm
The Eleventh AK Waynebrizzle Denpamen is the best 3DS Pokemon game. I thought it was bad? I played it more and completely changed my mind.
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:43 pm
My dad is so intrusive and so annoying about it.
I ask him if I can buy some stamps off him and he's like "what do you need it for." and I naturally answer "To mail a letter." It was my table fee and sign up sheet for that bazaar.
He ends up not helping me, he just gets annoyed with me and brushes me off and says "Leave it on my desk, " I'll mail it for you, probably because he wanted to know what I'm mailing.
That was Friday, and it's Monday and it's been sitting on his desk for the whole dumb weekend.
the mail might not come on Columbus day, but it goes out on Saturday, by my reckoning, and I probably could have had it in the mailbox in time on Friday if he wasn't such an obtuse man.
I imagine he was holding onto it because he knows there's money in it, and he doesn't know if the 115 I've lent him and my mother for groceries and gas will last long enough. (Great being poor.)
Some neighborhood dilweed of a kid laid down screws behind the tires of his car and he got a flat.
They must know him.
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:55 pm
We wouldn't be poor if he hadn't decided to quit his job when he was recovering from surgery and start a business when he had absolutely zero financial security.
His business venture was to buy one of these: http://localgreats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smokehouse_bbq.jpg
He's also like a broken record, half the time I see him he'll crack the same dumb joke and run it into the ground. This month it's variations on telling me I've gotta make "Vahses" not "Vayses."
Since I can't find a job, I'm trying harder to make my ceramics hobby marketable, and he has decided to give me loads of bad advice that I never ask for. Mostly he tells me I should be making high money items and that I should stop wasting my time with things that aren't vases, because vases sell for more.
I try to explain that just because something sells for more doesn't mean you'll sell enough of it for it to be worth your while, but I should know, after all this time that this is a concept that doesn't jive with his logic or lack-thereof.
The man doesn't exactly have a firm grasp of supply and demand, but it makes sense that he doesn't understand money circulation, because he's a Republican.
My parents are wackier than your parents.
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:57 pm
Well that sounds like s**t.
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:00 pm
maaaan I thought my Style Savvy outfit was SO CYUTE! but i got 3rd place. I have a lot to learn about fashion. sad
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:00 pm
VAHSES NOT VAYSES, JOHN.
When I was a little kid it was "You know what, john, you're an alright kid, I don't care what your mom says about you." (And if you didn't catch the joke the first time, I'll say it when we're driving home too. and tomorrow, and the day after. And the day aaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHH
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:22 pm
http://www.chicagonow.com/daily-miracle/files/2012/03/nike.jpg
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:24 pm
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1uQRYMklACU/ToQ6aL-5uUI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/9_u0922cL14/s1600/cute-puppy-dog-wallpapers.jpg
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:28 pm
Eat the puppy.
Just do it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:37 pm
Grill it. Skin it. Devour it.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:09 pm
My mom simply texts me the word "wall" and assumes that I understand she means "against the wall in my room you will find a laundry basket please do it"
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:58 pm
dear canada stop being ******** pussies and help me fight aliens
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:51 pm
I opted to pick up Dishonored before Xcom, though I don't know how much room I have to spare for either. There are too many interesting games on my plate to be able to balance it all.
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:35 pm
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