Jaycorn
Yeah, I can imagine. Omg you're actually gonna try?! I thought no one would.
And woo!
I started without a reference, and then I managed to pull an image up on my ancient phone.
Wait... that's not right.
It'll look less like a d**k after I add the arms, I guess? and add the handle for the head, and finish the rim. I'll have to take a paddle to it when it's dried a little to take the slump out of it.
Because I wanted to make it look nice and neolithic, and also (mostly) because I only have super sandy sculpture clay left, I hand built it, and it took hours. It was nice to get back to the basics, though, I suppose.