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Anyway:

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Jesus Christ, 80% of everything my mom's boyfriend cooks tastes like s**t, and he cooks a LOT. I do not know how he does it. One time he made some weird vegetable thing that I started to eat because I was starving and it LITERALLY tasted like DIRT. UGH I can't wait to move out so I can pick my own food

I can make spaghetti and sauce that tastes comparatively delicious and I've probably cooked/baked less than 50 times in my entire life

Anyone could. He just can't do a single thing in a way that doesn't annoy me.

You wouldn't? Have you ever asked?

I probably could do SOME nights, but it's so annoying because whenever I cook he won't just leave me alone. Plus they'd have to give me money for ingredients, so maybe I wouldn't get to pick what it was.

To be able to move out and afford/pick all my own food is my dream crying

The new Fire Emblem is pretty good. I like how it has a mode that even if you ******** up and someone dies they come back next map.

I too love me spam can also.

While I'm complaining about mom's bf:
-he's got bad hearing for some reason apparently so he talks really ******** loud in his british accent and turns the radio way up whenever he's in the kitchen, and the kitchen is close to my room and the radio is in the part of the kitchen that's closest to my room
-he has god awful taste in music. he only likes artists based on whether or not they're indie rock. he will not listen to anything popular, ever, or just anything interesting or good in general. his favorite song is one of the most annoying songs i've ever heard
-he does not know how to walk. i am not the only one to notice this. he STOMPS when he walks. my mom tried to make him walk normally but he just can't. he also runs up and down stairs. this is especially great for me because my room is in the basement so it's like a ******** earthquake whenever he walks around upstairs
-he whistles constantly whenever he's in the kitchen (which, like i said, is really close to my bedroom when i'm trying to sleep). except it's not even normal whistling. it's REALLY loud, and it just sounds like noise. it sure doesn't sound like a tune, especially not since it always sounds the same. i swear he must do it at LEAST once every two minutes. sometimes i hear the loud whistling sound in my head even when he's not making it because it has driven me to the brink of insanity
-he plays the accordion. like srsly could you please pick a more faggoty instrument.
-he always makes as big of a mess as possible for me to clean even when only making himself a snack
- scream scream scream