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*9 The hot dogs come ten in a package while rolls come in 8  

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*10 Your dry cleaner puts staples in your $450 suit  

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*11 There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address  

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*12 You're put on hold and forced to listen to a three-minute rumba rendition of "Rhapsody in Blue"  

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*13 You open a can of soup and the lid falls in  

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*14 Bateries are not included  

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*15 It's bad enough you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it until you're walking across the living room rug  

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*16 You tape a four-star movie using last weeks TV Guide  

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*17 Your Dentist has bad breath  

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*18 You put your drink down at a party and there are 3 more like it when you go to pick it up  

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*19 The egg salad falls out of your sandwich when you take a bite  

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*20 The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrappers never work for you  

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*21 The tip of your ballpoint pen leaves tiny blobs of ink on the page that smear when touched  

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*22 The little hanger loop on the collar of your coat breaks the first time you use it  

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*23 The library book you're reading has 23 pages of coffee stains right in the middle