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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:00 pm
*9 The hot dogs come ten in a package while rolls come in 8
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:01 pm
*10 Your dry cleaner puts staples in your $450 suit
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:02 pm
*11 There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:03 pm
*12 You're put on hold and forced to listen to a three-minute rumba rendition of "Rhapsody in Blue"
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:04 pm
*13 You open a can of soup and the lid falls in
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:05 pm
*14 Bateries are not included
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:06 pm
*15 It's bad enough you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it until you're walking across the living room rug
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:07 pm
*16 You tape a four-star movie using last weeks TV Guide
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:08 pm
*17 Your Dentist has bad breath
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:09 pm
*18 You put your drink down at a party and there are 3 more like it when you go to pick it up
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:10 pm
*19 The egg salad falls out of your sandwich when you take a bite
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:11 pm
*20 The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrappers never work for you
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:12 pm
*21 The tip of your ballpoint pen leaves tiny blobs of ink on the page that smear when touched
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:13 pm
*22 The little hanger loop on the collar of your coat breaks the first time you use it
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:14 pm
*23 The library book you're reading has 23 pages of coffee stains right in the middle
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