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Jude got into the clay I brought to work with at home during the break and ruined half of it. Good thing I didn't bring very much. By the time I found where he'd left it, it was pretty dry. Not that I could do much with clay caked in dog hair.

He keeps stealing things out of my room, so I guess I need to start bungee cording my retarded door again. Big double doors. Mostly glass, with no lock.

Little b*****d's a bold as brass. Busts into my room whenever he pleases. Half the time I'm in there, and he just gives me the stink-eye and closes the door again.

I'm never breeding. With my luck, within every seed of my body there is a beastly, practically-mute little autist waiting to be born.

The bungee cord is good enough to stop him. He's too uncoordinated to undo knots, and a hooked bungee cord looks enough like a knot to probably dissuade him.

Only problem really is that if I leave it loose, hanging on the outside of my door, my higher functioning, very OCD younger brother will wander by and bungee cord me in my room, for no other reason than the sight of a bungee cord hanging off one handle and not both bothers him.

Luckily he does a crap job and I've never been trapped in my own room, but it could happen.

Plus the door knobs were starting to look like they might break. The shitty things don't even turn. The doors just fit tightly into the frame, and make a buttload of noise. (I don't have a lock, but at least I have an alarm system.)

I've woken up a few mornings to Jude forgetting that my doors open inward. Always nice to wake up to someone having a psychotic episode, shaking your doors and screaming.

It's also pretty impossible to enter my room without waking me. So there's that.

well, atleast one room of my house in ACNL is coming along nicely.

When I was browsing on tumblr earlier I suddenly realized how desensitized I am to pornography now. Like, I don't even bat an eyelash at cartoon s**t anymore.

Not that many years ago, if I was scrolling down the page and suddenly came across a GIF of two people interlocked and thrusting, I would have closed the whole web browser and made sure noone was around, even in the privacy of my own room.

Now I just keep scrolling.

YEAH PATHURNAX PUT YOUR DUMB ******** IN MY ******** c**t BUTT.

i had 291 yesterday its 69 now.

my prices are always 69'd

I'm so bored. Send help, college.
Send help, Pikmin. Send help, tumblr.