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Nothing puts a damper on my mood like being refused a slice of pizza "because it's for the ******** the police, I will buy my own with my tiny bank account. mad

If anyone buys the current humble bundle and already has Gary's Mod, I'd just like to put it out there that I still haven't gotten Gary's mod for some reason. wink

Also Orcs Must Die 2 is great, and anyone who gets the humble bundle should play with me.

Yeah, I know, but I keep seeing people play it. I guess there are some fun user-made game modes or something? I don't get it really.

All anyone ever plays is TTT, and all they do is troll people and be annoying on it. It's not a game you can play seriously because people will bullshit you and you will get extremely pissed off. It's almost like it was designed to make everyone hate each other. I can't play it anymore. It makes me want to kill people in real life.

Also, the textures in TTT won't show up unless you also own Counter-Strike: Source. It's just all a giant pain in the a**.

Also the Chimera Hunt mode (inspired by Mother 3) is fun and has cool maps but it's really simple and easy to get bored of, so none of us ever play it, pretty much.

There are other modes but the only thing I can compare exploring them to is digging through an endless pile of trash in search for something good that may or not be there.

What a night to be up with stomach upset. I have to be somewhere in the morning. Whyyyyy?

Because Pottery.

And because I ate all that pizza even though my stomach already felt a little uneasy.

Jesus.

UGH.

Ugh I wanna play MapleStory but the patcher crashes every time... I reinstalled it and everything! crying There's the Christmas event and I have free pets and stuff to redeem and monsters to own! But I guess that's that. ToT

It seems every online multiplayer PC game ends up being a huge pain in the a** for me, usually because of technical issues. There's just always gotta be something wrong, grrr! Also MS would ALWAYS crash once or twice on startup, back when it was playable.

I. ********. HATE. competitive Pokemon battling.

I was interested in it for a bit, when they came out with Super Training and I saw how easy it was to EV train your Pokemon. But then after looking into it, I realized no, that doesn't make it easy enough at all.

You need to ******** have the right nature. And there are a whole bunch of natures that your Pokemon could be each time, so have ******** fun breeding. God, I love breeding. Best part of the ******** game.

What's that? You actually found a Pokemon with the correct nature? Well I sure hope you found some way to breed it so that it has perfect IVs, too, which you can't even SEE. It's also really complicated to figure these out. You're s**t out of luck if you don't use the Internet, son. You can't just, you know, play the game.

What's worse, when you're doing all of this breeding, any Pokemon that doesn't fit your criteria just starts to look like trash that you need to throw away. This isn't how we were taught to play Pokemon. We're taught to battle with our favorites and that any single Pokemon can be great. But not according to Smogon and all of these total faggots. Not only is it a HUGE pain in the a**, but it also totally goes against how it was intended to play and it ruins the fun of the game and turns it into an endless chore. You can't use your favorite Pokemon because almost all of them are not "OU", and instead you start using them like "tools of war".

Oh, and have fun getting all the moves you need on your Pokemon, because in some cases it'll be yet another pain in the a** to do so.

What's that? You actually managed to "build" the perfect Pokemon? Well now you gotta do that five more times. And you gotta raise each Pokemon to level 100, which takes forever. Have ******** fun.

Now that you've got the perfect team, go to a tourney! You'll probably lose! Oh no! Now you have to do all of that s**t ALL OVER AGAIN before you can start competing with a different team. What a ******** BLAST

Competitive Pokemon battling is so shitty that it makes competitive Smash look good, and that's not how that game was intended to be played, either. But at least you actually PLAY Smash Bros. You have to. With Pokemon, you're just taking one of the best RPGs of all time and reducing it to tedious s**t like the rest. You're not even playing it most of the time, you're just hatching eggs.

This is why they had Pokegen, with the DS games. So people could actually just play with the perfect Pokemon they require. People were forced to cheat so that it wouldn't be a miserable experience. And now, they don't have that tool anymore.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore, unless I can be a cat and not understand video games or how inane everything is.