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*24 And four pages of what you hope are chocolate smudges shortly after  

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*25 The person sitting next to you in the theater hogs the armrest for the entire show  

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*26 There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything  

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*27 Your waiter removes your plate before you're even finished  

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*28 You can never put anything back in a box the way it came  

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*29 The department stores have lots of cash registers but only one over crowded cashier's window to issue refunds  

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*30 There are no hooks in the fitting room  

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*31 The germy metal tab on your beverage dips into what you are drinking when you open it  

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*32 A fire engine red sock accidently gets placed in you white washables  

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*33 The waiter asks if everything is okay when your mouth is full  

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*34 Three hours and three meetings after lunch you find out you have food stuck in your teeth  

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*35 You open the wrong side of the milk carton  

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*36 The telemarketing rep not only interupts your dinner, he mangles the pronunciation of your name  

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*38 The waitress refills your cup of decaf with regular coffee  

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*39 Your perfect shower gets too extreme when someone flushes the toilet