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 Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:16 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:17 pm
are you on a mobile phone or something?
Also, you should still watcht hat video because good eats is great.
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:20 pm
ahahaha yea
i wish you could buy guns in Canada... that would be less horrible than starving
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:26 pm
eek
Um, maybe eat...
Wow, I didn't remember how neurotic and cumbersome this episode makes pizza making seem. You don't need a pizza peel. A crisper pan is better anyway, and if you toss your pizza to stretch it you'll probz just drop it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:35 pm
I'll eat because not eating = nausea, would get sent to hospital in how long it'd take
Pill overdose = nausea, seizure, chance of survival
Hang = too creepy for corpse discoverers and too scary + maybe survive
Lie on subway tracks = possibility of survival and too public
Stab = too ******** crazy
it's like FINE JESUS I WILL LIVE FOR ******** EVER
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:46 pm
and when you're dying I'll be still alive
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:48 pm
You could always, you know, put it out of your head that the circumstances of your life that make you miserable are out of your power to control.
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:52 pm
Not all. Not having to think about money and certainly not turning into a decrepit old woman. Those are inevitable, otherwise.
An old woman who will die alone from having no kids. Of cancer probably. Which means chemotherapy. Which means puking and balding. Breast cancer means my tits get cut off, too. I can't control genetics.
Or perhaps of liver failure, as my doctor seemed to see early signs of. Or something else. Who knows. It's fun to wonder how you will die but it would be horrible to experience it.
A controlled death means you could make your last day really good. It means mental readiness.
I am truly a horrible influence...
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:08 am
I'd maybe worry about the things that happen between now and old age. They're the meat of your life. If you let the thought of old age paralyze you with undue grief, you're gonna find that one day you'll be old and you didn't do anything because you were gonna get old, and when the sheer stupidity of that hits you and you post about it on gaia online in 2080, you're gonna be like, god damn, Kegan was right.
then yull put a laser gun in ur mouth becuz FUTURE
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:11 am
I will have died of space flu long since, but will be survived by an army of cyborg doppelgangers and a sentient gaseous-cloud being.
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:20 am
When a person is born, they are very sad (and annoying), but everyone surrounding them is so happy. It's only fair that when a person dies they should get to feel happy while everyone around them is sad, instead of both parties being miserable.
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:30 am
I can like 99.99% guarantee that you won't live to be dead, so I wouldn't worry too much.
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:48 am
The moments BEFORE death... should be happy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:57 am
This planet will die, too.
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:13 am
16-bit Jazzy The moments BEFORE death... should be happy. These are they. They are all before death.
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