The Dark Archer Give Away // NEW BIGGER PRIZES

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*40 The child-proof medicine cap serves to remind you that you are still a child  

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*41 You pull on the toilet paper and the whole reel comes flying off into the toilet  

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*42 You drink from a soda can into which someone put a cigarette in it  

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*43 You accidently dial the same person you just talked to  

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*44 The lobster salad sandwich turns out to be sea legs supreme  

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*45 It costs you $127 dollars to frame a $6 dollar poster  

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*46 You spend 5 minutes explaining your situation to someone on the phone who turns out to be the answering service  

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*47 You slice your tongue licking an envelope  

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*48 You open a magazine and a reply card comes falling out onto your lap  

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*49 Another one comes out several pages later  

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*50 Your tire guage lets out half the air when you are trying to check the pressure reading  

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*51 Someone sitting near you on the train passes gas every few minutes for the trip  

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*52 People turn to you like you did it  

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*53 You go out of your way to hold the door open for someone and they dont even say anything in return  

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*54 You light a damp match and the head of it fuzes to your finger