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[old jazzy]

in the next ac you should be able to date, marry and have little chimera babies  

[[Kegan]]

Don't ******** the marshmallow squirrel, Jasmine.

Bluebear was my valentine. Which is funny, because I think she's a lesbo.

I can't remember if I taught her to say bro, or if she copied it from a friend.  

[[Kegan]]

I need a piece of furniture that looks like a big rock or something. A mossy rock would be even better. There used to be a zen garden item set in the first animal crossing but it's never returned.

I'm trying to make my middle room look like an overgrown ruin... cause that's what I think is cool.

I want some rocks to put by the broken posts, to make it look more ... authentical.  

[old jazzy]

She's not a lesbo, she's got a thing for her brother Kody.  

[old jazzy]

And you, apparently. John x Bluebear x Kody 4lyfe  

[old jazzy]

I LISTNEED TO YOUR PROBLEM, NOW LISTEN TO MINE I DIDN'T WANT TO ANYMORE AHHWHW  

[old jazzy]

andwewillenverbealoneagaiiin, cuzitdoesnthappeneverydaaay, kindacountedonyoubeinafriend, canigiveituporgiveitaway  

[old jazzy]

Instant Crush by Daft Punk and Push and Shove by No Doubt are the best songs that came out in 2013.

Unless I'm missing something. I guess that Starbomb song was pretty rad, too.

Now that I think about it, a lot of musicians I like have been pretty quiet in 2013. Maybe that means lots of awesome new music this year?  

[old jazzy]

What am I supposed to do with my non-squirrel valentine tonight? What.. games or movie? sweatdrop I don't knooow we will prolly jsut end up playing tf2 or something  

[old jazzy]

i guess i could just send naked bob pictures all night non  

[[Kegan]]

You seen the music video for instant crush?  

[old jazzy]

I have. It's weird and sad.  

[[Kegan]]

The synth that begins when the fire starts is the same kind of synth in a song that I thought would be a bad a** crematorium soundtrack. Don't ask.

And I wonder why that synth would be associated with fire? The other song in question doesn't have any words, it's not about fire, or named as such. It just makes me think of a flame slowly growing and breaking something down.  

[old jazzy]

Oh, No Doubt's last album came out in 2012, not 2013. WELL s**t. NO WONDER DAFT PUNK WON THAT AWARD, THERE WAS ALMOST NO COMPETITION BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE MADE GOOD MUSIC IN 2013  

[old jazzy]

My mom left me like 500 POUNDS OF EXPIRED CHICKEN BREASTS AND THEN WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND LIKE HERE COOK AND EAT ALL OF THIS BY YOURSELF AND ******** DIE OF FOOD POISONING