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Nooo. If I were a man I would shave like every other day omg. I can't even imagine. It would probably be kind of annoying? And then if you go to rest your face on your hand it would be hairy instead of soft woah.

Even as a woman I shave even when no one would notice if I didn't because I NOTICE

PLZ EXPLAIN

That'd be like you explaining to me what it's like to walk with a vageen. I'm not sure the emotion can translate clearly. I'll try tho.

Imagine you're a guy, okay? Every day you wake up. Every morning you head to the bathroom to piss. As you wash your hands you check the mirror, every day. There is always this face looking back at you. This handsome, rugged, burly yet sophisticated face looking back. You've seen this face in movies. You've read about this face in books. You've heard about this face in stories.

This face belongs to a man's man. The kind of man that kills bears. The kind of man that wrestles for the title belt. The kind of man who is learned in all the fields of expertise. The kind of man who already knows the answer. The kind of man who has experienced it all when everyone else was shitting in diapers. This is the man you always guess first as being the captain of the ship. He's the man who stands taller than the rest. He's THE man.

As you're looking back in the mirror you reach your hand to your face. That handsome, rugged, burly yet sophisticated face is your face. That bear killing, title belt wrestling, learned man is you. You're the one with the answers. You're the one with the experience. You're the captain. You've experienced it all when everyone else was shitting in diapers. YOU are the man.

That's me every morning.

That's what being a man's man is all about. Being the kind of guy that other men wanna be, women be damned. It's not really about aggression. It's more about being in control. Or in this case just looking like you're in control. Most guys are idiots with or without beards. Me especially.

That vageen business is an odd one... How do you not feel lonely down there!

Wow no wonder my stomach died the other day. I ate expired sour cream. It hadn't even been opened! Plus it's already sour so I can't tell jeez.

Oh man, I used to play the right hand portion of like ALL the N64 Zelda songs. Best.

The only one I could do with both hands was this. Two hands are hard and confusing most of the time crying

If you have an alto sax voice on your keyboard, try playing the song of healing like that. DEKU SCRUB.

Also I can't read music still. It would be nice to be able to crying

You've just made me actually pull out my keyboard to play! It's something about Zelda music.

using the ocarina sound bank for my old keyboard software i could play the new game intro for windwaker. but one day that software went missing... it came from Creative labs, same company that made the sound card i used back then. but their site doesnt have any kind of software like that now.