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[old jazzy]

Can we talk about the fact that this was apparently in a real Sonic 2 commercial, once upon a time in the 90s?

Like... cutting celery is one of its selling points?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/bde88a4584f10d6a23f6a0a62f4ad61d/tumblr_n3633rmuUG1ro8ysbo1_500.gif  

[old jazzy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4pg1bOEdM  

[astrophe]

16-bit Jazzy

astrophe

I added you! I hardly ever use tumblr tho

Hm, it didn't go through or something I guess. Perhaps it might be a mobile device thing.

Huh, I went back and it hadn't followed you at all. Silly tumblr.  

[old jazzy]

Eating a whole bag of popcorn during the Smash Bros. presentation was a horrible mistake. That s**t is stuck in my teeth so hard that flossing is not helping.  

[Rusti Fire]

pen0r  

[[Kegan]]

I have nothing to say about anything relevant to anyone else.  

[old jazzy]

[Kegan]

I have nothing to say about anything relevant to anyone else.

Who cares?  

[old jazzy]

I should stop playing TTT. Even if I go in fully intending not to random-kill someone, and I DON'T, people are so stupid that they'll insist I was misbehaving anyway. Like, seriously, and not just to trick others. They'll seriously believe that I wronged others even when I was playing 100% fair. Even when I put up with idiots randomly killing me for literally no reason other than they don't know how to think.

I hate injustice, especially when it's caused by ignorance. The anger keeps me up all night, when people just ******** insist they're right and never admit they're wrong or even care to consider that they might be mistaken as a possibility after someone tries to stand up for themselves. I wouldn't ******** lie about having killed someone in a dumb game unless it was part of my role to do so.

UGH WHY  

[old jazzy]

I prefer to play by the rules. It feels good when I can triumph and say that I did so without cheating. It feels good when someone tries to cheat me and I put them down before they get to. But I usually will just end up playing by Fish's troll rules and cheating because people are such mean, annoying idiots that they make it hard to play fair. At that game, at least.  

[[Kegan]]

My entire portfolio is pottery. What am I doing applying to the arts program at VCU like this, looool... I guess. I can just try to submit whatever, right? ******** highschoolers get into this program. It's ART FOUNDATIONS, for ******** sake. And if I fail, who cares. I should really be doing some of these classes at a community college so I don't break the bank.  

[old jazzy]

Potz  

[old jazzy]

Keegz, still play on your Minecraft server anymore?  

[[Kegan]]

I load it up for my little brother.

One day I tried to figure out how to open up a lan game from inside the game, but I couldn't figure out how to get it working. Well, I should a never told him i was going to try, because he was in actual stupid tears about it for most of the day, expecting that he was missing out on some amazing world that I'd made, so I backed up the world file for the server and made it generate another fresh map, and told him it was the world I'd tried to open as a lan game.

He's way too easily moved to tears.