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hola from laguardia airport in NY

I'm bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CdanQx427Q

Black Bill: This is gonna sound weird, but bear with me. My friend told me that you might have found my hat?
[USOB] Noah: what hat?
Black Bill: My hat.
[USOB] Noah: what do you mean?
Black Bill: I dunno. My friend told me you found my hat.
Black Bill: IT's mine. Back Bill's
[USOB] Noah: i have a black bills hat
Black Bill: Did you find it?
[USOB] Noah: i traded for a bills hat painted black
Black Bill: Oh man. Are you sure you're not fencing stolen goods?
[USOB] Noah: what are you talking about?
Black Bill: I just want my hat back, man.
[USOB] Noah: what?
Black Bill: Come on, you know which hat.
[USOB] Noah: the black bill's hat?
Black Bill: Well, I'm not sure if I'd cal myself THE Black Bill.
[USOB] Noah: so you want to buy it from me?
Black Bill: You're trying to sell me my own hat?
Black Bill: That's messed up, dude.
[USOB] Noah: its my hat
[USOB] Noah: i traded for the hat, that pretty much makes it mine
Black Bill: Look. My firend told me that you were going around yesterday talking about how you had "Black Bill's Hat." I think you know exactly whose hat you have.
[USOB] Noah: i paid 6 keys for the hat, if you want me to tell you who i bought it from, i will
[USOB] Noah: i'm sorry if there's been a mixup, do you mind telling me who your friend is?
Black Bill: Beanman.
[USOB] Noah: so what happened to your black bill's hat?
Black Bill: Your manner of speaking is really confusing.
[USOB] Noah: OHHH the "Bill's Hat" is a type of hat
[USOB] Noah: and my particular hat is painted black, so i call it my "Black Bill's Hat"
Black Bill: Wait, what? You put paint on my hat?
[USOB] Noah: nooooo its a type of hat, there;s the Gibus, the Killer Exclusive, the Bill's Hat, etc.
[USOB] Noah: if you want, check my inventory and look at the last page, you'll find a hat that will answer all your questions
Black Bill: Everything you just said sonds like a bunch of gibberish. The only word I understood was "hat."
Black Bill: You're obviously not quite right in the head, and I get that, but I am just looking to get my hat back.
[USOB] Noah: click on my profile pic in chat. go down to inventory once my profile pops up, then look at the last page
[USOB] Noah: there is a hat.....its NAME is "THE BILL'S HAT" it is a common TYPE of hat MANY PEOPLE HAVE THIS TYPE OF HAT, it has NOTHING to do with your name
Black Bill: I think you're just trying to pull one over on me, and that's not cool. I have a genetic balding disease and that hat really helped keep the sun off my head.
Black Bill: It's pretty messed up that you'd make all this stuff up just to keep it.
[USOB] Noah: im sorry i have no idea what your saying. i do not have your hat.
Black Bill: Oh my god, I'm calling the police.
[USOB] Noah: ?
Black Bill: I'm reporting you to all the authorities.
[USOB] Noah: im sorry man i dont know what your talking about
[USOB] Noah: please dont mess with me
[USOB] Noah: im talking about a vitual hat
Black Bill: Hello, is this gabe newell? Yes, [USOB] Noah won't give me my hat back. Yes. I'd like you to ban him.
[USOB] Noah: virtual
Black Bill: Sorry, wrong window.
[USOB] Noah: i dont think you understand......
Black Bill: I don't think you know how serious a crime larceny is.
[USOB] Noah: whats that?
[USOB] Noah: i have done nothing, have no idea who you are, and i'd like you to please stop contacting me

It sucked even more when I learned a day before he moved that he was leaving, but couldn't do a damn thing to stop it. :c

Oh god... THERE GO MY FEELS AGAIN. HOLD ME. gonk

FFFF- CUPCAKES. * w*

Wait, depends... Are they JellyBellys? Those things are irresistable.

I'm in Virginia, where ain't s**t to do but cook. (or clean)

EDIT: And I just realized I didn't log into my account before posting. Hi. It's Jazzy. razz