Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

*Jill is about to get squished by the ceiling*
Jill: It's okay, I'm sure Barry will save me.
*Off the set Barry is eating a sandwhich*
Barry: Damn I love these things...
Director: Barry! Get your a** on stage!
*Back to Jill, who is laying down due to the ceiling.*
Jill: Any minute now...  

[karatechamp]

Ashley: Feh! Screw Leon! I don't want that little b***h blondie to save me! I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send me a gift basket so I can give it to the villagers! They've been most hospitable,despite being a little rough around the edges,tee hee! Leon can just go ******** off and get himself eaten by that damn Del Lago!

Ada: (gets surrounded by deranged villagers) Oh,s**t! Where the hell's my gun? Oh,no matter.I know how to solve this problem.(bakes cherry pie for the angry villagers) Who wants pie?

Villagers: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ashley operates the Plaga extracting machine. The green beams go through Leon, he screams in pain.
Afterwards, Leon opens his eyes, "I know Kung Fu."  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Biohazard EXTREME

Ashley operates the Plaga extracting machine. The green beams go through Leon, he screams in pain.
Afterwards, Leon opens his eyes, "I know Kung Fu."

Nice. xD  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Biohazard EXTREME

Ashley operates the Plaga extracting machine. The green beams go through Leon, he screams in pain.
Afterwards, Leon opens his eyes, "I know Kung Fu."

Ashley gets the same thing done, and she rises with the umbrella symbols in her eyes. "My name is alice... and I remember everything." Shoots Leon.  

[Carlos_cano]

Wesker: today i wont wear gel.............XD  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Carlos_cano

Wesker: today i wont wear gel.............XD

Chris: you too? Same here!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Biohazard EXTREME

Ashley operates the Plaga extracting machine. The green beams go through Leon, he screams in pain.
Afterwards, Leon opens his eyes, "I know Kung Fu."

Ashley gets the same thing done, and she rises with the umbrella symbols in her eyes. "My name is alice... and I remember everything." Shoots Leon.

Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?  

[karatechamp]

Luis: Oi! STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite Spanish soap opera is on!!!!!!
Leon: Oh,God,Los Amores again?????!!!!!!!!!! -.-
Ashley: Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like Los Amores!!!!!!!!! I wish Paricio would come and take me away and bring me to bed,and...(looks over at Leon and Luis)

Leon & Luis: o.O
Ashley: Eh,hehe,sorry.Don't mind me! (starts knitting)
Chief Bitores Mendez: (busts down the door) Hey! Get out here,you little nincompoops! I'm gonna kick your a**!!!!!!!!!

Luis: Uh,could you come back in like a couple of hours?
Chief Bitores Mendez: Oh,sorry,sure.(makes a totally ungraceful exit)

(inspired by Kouichi Pendolse) ^^  

[Ivory Lie]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

*Jill is about to get squished by the ceiling*
Jill: It's okay, I'm sure Barry will save me.
*Off the set Barry is eating a sandwhich*
Barry: Damn I love these things...
Director: Barry! Get your a** on stage!
*Back to Jill, who is laying down due to the ceiling.*
Jill: Any minute now...

That sounds strangely familiar...very familiar  

[NotteRequiem]

Wesker: Questi pantaloni sono molto belli, no?


(translation: These pants are very pretty, no?)  

[saritasunshine]

Leon: *comes to randomly placed merchant* oO Woh...how the hell did you get here before me?
Merchant: I've got a selection of good things on sale stranger!
Leon: OO And how do you know exactly where I'm going to be? I mean seriously, are there really that many people that come here to buy from you at the bottom of a pit of spikes? What the hell?
Merchant: What are you buying?
Leon: What? I just want some answers!
Merchant: Not enough cash, stranger.
Leon: You want me to pay you to know what the hell is going on? How about I just shoot you if you don't tell me?
Merchant: What are you buying?
Leon: Wait a minute...didn't I accidently knife you the last time? O.O
Merchant: ...
Leon: Oh...my...god...
Merchant: ...
Leon: O.O *runs*
Merchant: Come back anytime, stranger.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Ivory Lie

Celestial Fox Frenzi

*Jill is about to get squished by the ceiling*
Jill: It's okay, I'm sure Barry will save me.
*Off the set Barry is eating a sandwhich*
Barry: Damn I love these things...
Director: Barry! Get your a** on stage!
*Back to Jill, who is laying down due to the ceiling.*
Jill: Any minute now...

That sounds strangely familiar...very familiar

It was in a flash cartoon someone made on Youtube, It technically isn't something they'd say... so I I'd thought I'd post it.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Yoko: Don't wanna... I don't wanna talk about it...
Jim: I say why not!?
Yoko: Don't wanna think about it...
Jim: I say there's got to be some good reason for your little black backpack, upsmack *Punches Yoko* Turn around it's on my back! *Jim is wearing the backpack now* Don't wanna tangle with you!! *Points at Tyrant* I'd rather tangle with him! *Points at zombie* I think I'd bash his head in... *Hits zombie with crutch*

Free infinite Ammo case to whoever guesses the song that's being sung.  

[saritasunshine]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Yoko: Don't wanna... I don't wanna talk about it...
Jim: I say why not!?
Yoko: Don't wanna think about it...
Jim: I say there's got to be some good reason for your little black backpack, upsmack *Punches Yoko* Turn around it's on my back! *Jim is wearing the backpack now* Don't wanna tangle with you!! *Points at Tyrant* I'd rather tangle with him! *Points at zombie* I think I'd bash his head in... *Hits zombie with crutch*

Free infinite Ammo case to whoever guesses the song that's being sung.

Part of that one was made by Shadowleggy on YouTube. *nods nods*