Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Biohazard EXTREME

Sheva: CHRIS!!! JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Chris: I forgot to enter the numbers!

.... I don't get it.

Then you need to watch Lost, my friend. It's a great show.  

[Vankala]

I watch Lost and somehow it just didn't click in my head that that was a Lost reference. But I get it now. Lol.  

[NotteRequiem]

If I was judging this contest, Bio would win. LOST is the best show on TV right now, lol. (IMO, obviously)  

[Alkaizer87]

Needs judgement now...  

[Vankala]

NotteRequiem

If I was judging this contest, Bio would win. LOST is the best show on TV right now, lol. (IMO, obviously)

I keep missing episodes so I'm way behind right now. crying  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

I have made my Judgement... Frenzi wins because divided by zero was the first thing I ever thought of when I found this pic. I was hoping someone would come up with something better, so unfortunately I didn't think so.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Here's an idea... Every time we announce a winner, whoever decides the winner PMs the them telling them they've won.  

[Alkaizer87]

A second that idea.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner.

Oh damn, I did a double win! First Demotivation then This! Mwa Ha Ha! .... Sorry, I'm just proud of myself.

Anyway....


And that's when Jill shouted...  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

And that's when Jill shouted...

"THIS IS THE WORST PLACE FOR A CLAUSTROPHOBIC WHO HAS ARACHNOPHOBIA!!! WHY DOES THIS MANSION HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!?  

[Canas Renvall]

And that's when Jill shouted...

"My word, it's huge!!"  

[King of Paradise]

And that's when Jill shouted...

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F***ING SPIDERS IN THIS MOTHER F***ING MANSION!

Bonus:

Coming soon to a theater near you:

Spiders in a Mansion

Starring Samuel L. Jackson

"This time, he has to deal with 8 times the usual s**t"

This film is not yet rated.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

And that's when Jill shouted...

Dammit!!! I should've known that was my spider sense tingling, and not a spontaneous orgasm!  

[Alkaizer87]

And that's when Jill shouted...

" Oh yeah...Right there!"  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Dammit! I wanted one of you to make an Eight Legged Freaks reference. Not even Bio made it. Damn. I declare myself the winner.

...

...

Oh wait, I can't do that.

3RD PLACE:
Vinessa Valentine
And that's when Jill shouted...

"THIS IS THE WORST PLACE FOR A CLAUSTROPHOBIC WHO HAS ARACHNOPHOBIA!!! WHY DOES THIS MANSION HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!?

Well done, natural fears collide in the worst possible way. Funny and Ironic!

2ND PLACE:
Biohazard EXTREME
And that's when Jill shouted...

Dammit!!! I should've known that was my spider sense tingling, and not a spontaneous orgasm!

Spider man wore spandex for a reason, he really liked the feel in his loins...

1ST PLACE:
The Not So Evil Deadite
And that's when Jill shouted...

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F***ING SPIDERS IN THIS MOTHER F***ING MANSION!

Bonus:

Coming soon to a theater near you:

Spiders in a Mansion

Starring Samuel L. Jackson

"This time, he has to deal with 8 times the usual s**t"

This film is not yet rated.

Samuel L. Jackson would be perfect for that role! Can you say 'musical adaptation' Like Cobra Starship did?

Honorable Mention
Canas Renvall
And that's when Jill shouted...

"My word, it's huge!!"
Just... What, exactly? =3