☆ The Random Guild ★ [Grill & Bar] ☆

[Aquamere]

now now nightmare calm down ill finish you up
take some aloe from aloe plant and gentely rubs it on the burn then wraps it in a bandage.  

[Nightmare765]

*Keeps crying at the bleeding stump and looks at you with a very faint smile* thank you...  

[Aquamere]

your welcome  

[Nightmare765]

*Looks at the aloe on my stump and then licks it gently and smiles and slowly starts to nibble at it* It tastes delicious! *Looks outside and sees a swarm of flying monkeys on unicycles all weilding deadly spaghetti noodles* "Um...I think i have to leave..."  

[Aquamere]

ok here is your bill *hands the bill*  

[Nightmare765]

*Looks at the bill then a Unicycle rips out of my pants and my clothes melt away and my skin grows fur and a spaghetti noodle grows from the stump of my hand and glows with electricity* If I survive the war with the Crack spiders I will return and pay it. *Flies off to lead my army of monkeys and flies off into the night*  

[existolode]

-beats illusive at casino-

This is how I become rich.  

[koolay0]

-Waltz In And Puts On Apron Read For Work-

tralalala!?  

[Unit Blue]

Like I told you... bar thread ._.  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

Oops haha a bar is no place for a demon O.o

Off to change!

*changes*
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[koolay0]

-looks suspiciously to the left and right-

Who Wants My Exotic Services ;D LOL  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

Umm..
Heheh..
^^ *has man nurse by side in case of emergencies*
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[Unit Blue]

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[koolay0]

soo silas ;D
want my exotic services

-Hands You A Turtle-

See Very Exotic ;D  

[Nightmare765]

*Flies back in as a monkey with one eye torn out and the other hand cut off beeding alot and tail shredded with the wheel of the unicycle ripped off. Then changes back into a human but still has a torn out eye, one missing hand, clothes torn to shreds, and cuts everywhere* I'm back. *smiles and walks in with a handful of 100$ bills* This should cover my bill from before and whatever I want for now.