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Dave rearranged the goo balls. There were enough to reach the vent. Dave stared at the open vent; a warm breeze fluttered through the openings.

DO A BARREL ROLL!!! scream

(Also, David Bowie, yesssssssssssssssssss. mrgreen He drops yo a** in a Labyrinth full of glass spiders. GIANT GLASS SPIDERS! WITH GLITTER!)

In the year 20XX, LPS and Hash decided to try and destroy the Nintendo Cult, creating eight robot masters to do their dirty deeds. Dr. Flashlight, a genius with a heart of gold, created a cyborg built to fight the threat to the guild. His name was Fish Man. This is his story.

Dr. Flashlight looked Fish Man in the eyes as he awoke from his slumber. He didn't need an explanation. He was programmed for this mission.

“Awite Fish Man, yew haff tew stawp Doctaw Syco Sexy and Hash. I wiww tewepawt yew to da wair of Wywer Man and yew wiw fite him dere.”

Fish Man tried not to laugh at Dr. Flashlight's accent(s). Before leaving, however, he indulged himself just a little.

“So Dr. Flashlight, what's the name of that really fat Italian plumber?”

“...Sauvie?”

“....Nevermind.”














Fish Man landed in Wylr Man's stage. It was in the middle of an empire of pink, flashing blocks. It was a very superficial place. It almost felt fabricated, fake. Fish Man pushed through anyway. He noticed that the stage had been incredibly easy. There were a few v****a shaped robots here or there. Fish Man felt awkward shooting vaginas, but they went down quickly.

Then he went throught he miniboss door. There stood a female robot. She was beautiful. Fish Man was mesmerized, and he approached her. Suddenly, the woman vanished, and was replaced by a big, burly man. The man was seven feet tall and sprouted a four foot d**k. He looked at Fish Man with the intent of making d**k kebabs. Fish Stdicks, GET IT?

It was on. p***s Man jumped at Fish and lunged down, but he missed. Fish man slid under him and was already charging his shot. Fish man fired. p***s Man deflected the shot with his d**k. The shot smacked Fish Man in the face, taking away half his health. Then p***s Man made a running charge so Fish Man couldn't slide under him. Fish man jumped this time, and p***s man was now stuck in the wall. It was over. Fish Man shot him in the back.

Fish Man left the miniboss room wondering why the stage suddenly became such a b***h; maybe it had something to do with the vaginas missing. The stage was different now. It was a very manly shade of blue. The blocks vanished and were replaced by muscly looking trees. It was ugly. In the distance, Fish Man could see lots of robots, all with giant, ugly dicks. Everything just got real.

Fish man made a mad dash into the forest. He slid and jumped and shot until he was as the end of the stage with only one unit of health left. He wasn't sure he'd be able to defeat whoever this Wylr Man was.

He went through the telltale hallway, doors opening and closing. He wasn't sure how he'd be able to win. It seemed so hopeless.

There was Wylr Man, eyeing him with intent to kill. Wylr Man stood, and started.... yelling?

Wylr Man's power is, apparently, to cause drama (contrary to the popular belief that Kuzo Man possesses such power). He yelled and yelled. Fish Man was relieved. Wylr Man had no real power outside of hurting feelings. Fish Man aimed and, as Wylr Man was making some comment about his nose, fired.

Wylr Man: Deleted.

"...Did yew know dat dewe was a wobot befaw yew, wa-Fish Mayn?..."

give me ten bucks

Actually, it's the Drama Llama, but that was a good guess.

So far I've got two more robot masters planned besides Wylr. They gonna be a surprise though. :}

You could think of it like that, I guess. It's also alluding to certain events though.

I predict a Denko Man