Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tanzama -CCV-]

Granted, you are now the head of a paper-company.

I wish ChickenBee was real.  

[Shredder S]

Granted but since it isn't real in the first place and now it is it creates a loop hole which in times creates a rip in the space time continum therefore creating a Black Hole killing us all.

I wish to have a wish that will grant some other wish into a never ending stream of granted (but corrupted) wishes....... wishy....  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

No.

I wish for sex. With J. And/or Ota.  

[GrowingDandelion]

Granted, but you live forever and suffer through all the terrible occurrences and are never at peace.

I wish my stupid essay that was due today was done. It doesn't have to be good, I just want it done.  

[BleuP]

Granted, but it's done in invisible ink.

I wish I could count to three. :'D  

[DragonHeart2000]

Granted, but it's the only number you'll ever be able to count to

I wish I could kill off boredom  

[TheGim55]

Granted But he was the best king we ever had and 500 angry villagers kill you with tourches and pitch forks.

I wish I could drink canadian beer. without anything bad happening.  

[MaverickDrifter]

Granted, but as soon as you take the first sip, it becomes illegal everywhere and anyone who drinks it has to sentenced to have sex with Cookie.

I wish I knew what the hell rat tail meant.  

[otawara]

Granted, but once you get it, everyone stops using it and you are considered gay for using it.

I wish I had a faster connection on my phone.  

[CherubiMaster]

Granted, you have to fastest phone connection ever, but it makes you phone completely useless, and all phones you will ever own shall also be useless.

I wish for someone to pointlessly flame this thread.  

[Decavolty]

Granted, you sorry sack of s**t.

I wish I got paid already  

[TheGim55]

digi734

Granted, but as soon as you take the first sip, it becomes illegal everywhere and anyone who drinks it has to sentenced to have sex with Cookie.

Quote:

Thats evil crying

grnted you get paid, IN PAIN!

I wish you could have trademarked content in scribblenaugts.

 

[Raptorphobia]

granted but then you get sued for having a similar idea as rich kid with a stick up his a**

I wish I had a Boyfriend again  

[TheGim55]

granted, but he's gay.

I wish for square enix stuff in scribblenauts.  

[CherubiMaster]

Granted, but 5th Cell gets sued for it, and Scribblenauts becomes illegal to own, people will find out that this is your fault, and they will get revenge.

I wish for whoever replies to this wish to have an annoying soundtrack to their life.