Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then it turns out that you bought invisible ink.

I wish for a printer which doesn't print to the rhythm of "No Surprises" by Radiohead.. sweatdrop  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted, now it prints to the rthythm of barney.
I wish for you to do my homework and score perfect for the rest of eternity. 3nodding  

[Taiakeita Vick]

Granted, but I keep forgeting to do the homework.

I wish for some risotto  

[wiim]

Granted. As soon as the first spoonful reaches your tongue, you discover that it's the worst risotto in the world.



I wish I could momentarily be invulnerable to pain, whenever I choose. smile  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then you become cursed with astonishing bad luck and always end up getting injured whenever you become invulnerable to pain.

I wish I was a rocket scientist.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. You are always able to make rockets that attempt to destroy the universe. Then they are taken to the cursed items museum ninja domokun

I wish for a domo  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

(as much as I hate too say this...) Granted, but then my ninja army immediately pounces on it and kills it.. like so.. ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja domokun ninja ninja ninja __________ <-- is dead domo

I wish for a biking helmet which squirts water at other riders.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but it squits you too and you crash into a boulder.
I wish for traveling money. 3nodding  

[Minielf]

Granted, but you get too much travelling money (1 billion dollars! blaugh ), and all the State departments of the world question you about where you got that money from.

I wish that dragons, wizards and Elves were real.  

[spawnofebil]

Granted, and then a stray dragon eats you.

I wish for all the albums in the world, ever.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but you run out of room to store them.
I wish to cure my insomnia.  

[Beagle_Cat-Fish]

Granted, but you get a cold that goes on for years.

I wish for a million dollars.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you get arrested for embezzlement and fraud.

I wish for a bumper sticker.  

[spawnofebil]

Granted. Unfortunately every time you bump a thread, you stick to the floor.

I wish for a better laptop.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you can't figure out how to turn the thing on.

I wish for another 11 A*s next year.