SPAM CAN

[[Kegan]]

Why the ******** don't I keep cream cheese around more often? I put it in the food processor with some turbinado sugar and some pecans and I can just spread that s**t on everything. Or dip cinnamon wheat thins in it. Mmmm. Why do I enjoy eating things with the consistency of pot scrubbers?  

[[Kegan]]

Actually... better question. Why do I eat curdled cow-booby juice?

You know. Cheese.  

[Jarogue]

[Kegan]

Actually... better question. Why do I eat curdled cow-booby juice?

You know. Cheese.

Because they say it is good for your bones.  

[Paper Sonic]

[Kegan]

Why the ******** don't I keep cream cheese around more often? I put it in the food processor with some turbinado sugar and some pecans and I can just spread that s**t on everything. Or dip cinnamon wheat thins in it. Mmmm. Why do I enjoy eating things with the consistency of pot scrubbers?

Mmm... Pot scrubbers. emotion_drool  

[old jazzy]

Mmm... Pot brownies. emotion_drool

Jk but I really like brownies.  

[Meta_Fish]

TACO PIZZA  

[[Kegan]]

I had beans soaked and cooked with minimal input from me, finished before I woke up this morning. If I was in a hurry, or woke up hungry this would be amazing.

Also, I guess I am not really in the mood to eat black eyed peas the moment I roll out of bed. I mostly did it to test the delay cook feature on my new RICE COOKERRRRRRR.

Why did I wait so long to get one of these things? It was only 30 dollars.

I am ready for morning classes.  

[old jazzy]

Yay, Kegan is finally going to school.

I am currently ticked off at a few people's garbage behaviors and need some way to let off steam that doesn't involve breaking stuff.

I'm thinking... Smash 64 on a big TV. B)  

[old jazzy]

Also holy s**t, just made pancakes and crispy bacon. Dies due to deliciousness.  

[[Kegan]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cGCcgnrXRs  

[old jazzy]

Nope, games didn't help. Aha, I don't know if I've ever hated someone this much. It's weird and scary. Goodbye. Another friend bites the dust. ;p  

[[Kegan]]

My music playlist on youtube is officially satanic. 666 views, baby! Are those all unique views, or just me coming back to the page?  

[Skaeryll]

You guys should play Five Nights at Freddy's  

[old jazzy]

Why?  

[Meta_Fish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwd00v5MXgU