The Dark Archer Give Away // NEW BIGGER PRIZES

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*100 You wake up from an interesting dream but immediately you forget what it was about  

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*101 Your try to fry eggs on a pan you forgot to grease  

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*102 Four people in the middle of your row decide to leave during an exciting part in the movie  

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*103 One of them steps on your foot  

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*104 You spend over half of your mexican vacation on the toilet  

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*105 The rubber band breaks right before you get it all the way around the package  

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*106 It scares you to death  

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*107 The article on the cover of a magazine is nearly impossible to find in the contents  

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*108 You get the wrong pictures back from the mail order developer  

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*109 Which means that someone has 12 pictures of you in the nude  

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*110 You finally find a pair of jeans that fit just right but then you notice that they are button fly  

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*111 You miss your exit and the next one is 17 miles away  

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*112 You get a shopping cart where one wheel doesnt move  

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*113 You twirl your spaghetti and end up with a red spray across your chest  

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*114 Your favorite utility informs you that the repair person will arrive anywhere between 8 a.m. and 6 p.m.