Gears of War - Defending Jacinto (Finished)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"She? Soqed? Well. She's got herself a new boyfriend who loves her enough to play bad pranks with her, and who will forgive no matter how many drugs she puts into his system."  

[Zahzi]

"...He's a mental case..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah. But men usually turn into mental cases when they like someone." James grunted.  

[Zahzi]

"Better than bitching all the time like SOME people..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Hey. I don't b***h ALL the time."  

[Zahzi]

"The times you aren't, you're unconscious because you were!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Nuh-uh! I'm also quiet during sex!!"  

[Zahzi]

"Which you have none of. And knowing you? That's three minutes of sex, and fifty-seven minutes of crying."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I get more action than you." James grunted, giving him a dull stare.  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah? Women don't like it when the men complain more than them."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Nah. They don't care about anything really except love and p***s size."  

[Zahzi]

"And with how you keep talking about it, yours must be QUITE small!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh no. Mine is quite large." James chuckled, patting his crotch.  

[Zahzi]

One then walked over him, stepping on his hand and crotch. Hard.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"SON OF A!!" James exclaimed, his legs kicking up and hitting the Gear in his own crotch. "THE HELL MAN?!"