Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Resident_Kyo]

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LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

 

[NotteRequiem]

Oh my god... Ashley is trying to get into the Guild!!! Bar the doors, lock the window's.... We can't take any chances!!  

[Elliot Salem]

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I know the truth about everything....

Bio, who knows the truth. Quick! To the escape pods!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Go figure. UC comes out and we get flooded with requests. Ah well, put on your fire retardant gear, and whip out the flame-throwers.

As for Ashley, well, Notte, you can just grab a needle, pop one of Ashley's boobs and watch her deflate.  

[NotteRequiem]

Well, I could use a Needle... but a MAC-10 is so much more rewarding, don't you agree?  

[NotteRequiem]

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Hmmm wat can i say about the fukn best game in the world. The del lago,Regenerators,el gigante, man this had me goin to my school tellin all my mates about how awsome this is... My fave part would have to be the battle against the villagers in the first part, especially when you finish the game and you get to go back with all your kick a** weapons, to name a few to show u im no noob the P.R.L412 man that tink kicks a**. I wont say anymore or ill go on foreva

Um... no..
So many things wrong with this... Gave me so much pleasure to deny. I mean seriously... Resident Evil 4 is not the only game in the series... ::sighs:: when will these kids learn...  

[Ivory Lie]

NotteRequiem

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Hmmm wat can i say about the fukn best game in the world. The del lago,Regenerators,el gigante, man this had me goin to my school tellin all my mates about how awsome this is... My fave part would have to be the battle against the villagers in the first part, especially when you finish the game and you get to go back with all your kick a** weapons, to name a few to show u im no noob the P.R.L412 man that tink kicks a**. I wont say anymore or ill go on foreva

Um... no..
So many things wrong with this... Gave me so much pleasure to deny. I mean seriously... Resident Evil 4 is not the only game in the series... ::sighs:: when will these kids learn...

When Resident evil 5 comes out rolleyes (omg re5 is teh best gam evr!!11)
You know it'll happen  

[NotteRequiem]

And when it does, we'll be waiting.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

sonictam

i love resident evil i dont have any games or the movies my parents dont let but at my friends house i play like crazy out of all police people i like leon s kenedy i saw resident evil1 and 3 but never saw 2.. ohwale

 

[Elliot Salem]

You know, the other day, I thought to myself, what we say about these noobs is kind of ******** up. And then I realized, I hadn't drinking my coffee yet.  

[Canas Renvall]

xd Niiiiiice. I can't wait for RE5. I wanna see what s**t those n00bs try to come up with to get in the guild. And then I wanna shut their asses down. I'm so glad I got my act together when Beta scoped for an active member of the guild to be a mod... It unlocks so many fun doors... Thanks, Beta! biggrin

And btw, Happy 400th post! See how much long-lasting fun n00b-bashing is? xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

It'll be like, "I played RE4, and just bought RE5, so I know everything about RE. Let me in."  

[NotteRequiem]

What about all the 'Leon is sooo hawt!' We're going to be getting Chris fangirls soon... oh my...  

[Elliot Salem]

NotteRequiem

What about all the 'Leon is sooo hawt!' We're going to be getting Chris fangirls soon... oh my...

We're also gonna get steroid fanatics.  

[Canas Renvall]

I can see it now...
"lol i pwn @ re4 and 5, lol i can kill beenrz n getto dawgz so gud so lemme in or i kill u2 kthx".

...You know someone's bound to say it. xd