Corrupt-a-Wish

[Shredder S]

No

I wish old style video games were real. (Snes, Atari, etc.)  

[Tanzama -CCV-]

Granted, the wish goes to someone else.

I wish I didn't have to do a paper for my darn school D:  

[MaverickDrifter]

Granted, you have to do 10 papers.

I wish I didn't have these allergies.  

[Beat Bandit]

Granted, but you get AIDS instead.

I wish I had a better username.  

[Tanzama -CCV-]

Granted, but you become a troll instead

I wish it snowed already (yes in October)  

[Shredder S]

Granted but you can't use it.

I wish I wish I was a fish.  

[Sir Codin]

Granted, but the wish corrupted by some black avatared cultie.

I wish BitTorrent would download files faster.  

[problematic briefcase]

Granted, but your first download is a harsh worm that eats all your computer's important files and leaves your computer totally useless.

(It's been snowing here for a bit.)

I wish they would release Strutter by Kiss on Rock Band 2 Wii version.  

[BleuP]

Granted, but it's just a song and thus no gameplay.

I wish my wish was granted.  

[TheGim55]

granted however it also is UN-granted creating a parodox and killing us all.

(btw, 40 divided by 0 is infinfinity)

I wish you mind'd me of the babe.