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 Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:12 pm
Granted, but it shrinks YOU instead of the intended shrink-ee.
I wish I had some stuff.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:51 pm
Granted, but you become a compulsive hoarder.
I wish I could play music in the office this loud all the time. (Working late by myself :p)
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:30 am
Granted, you blast everyone's ears out and they all have to go get hearing aids.
I wish this schoolwork load were lighter.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:18 pm
Granted, but it floats aways and you fail. Enjoy redoing your year.
I wish stuff wouldn't collect on my desk.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:20 pm
Granted, it explodes on your desk
I wish I weren't tired all the time
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:40 pm
Granted, you are instead hungry all the time.
I wish I didn't step in a puddle in my office.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:44 pm
Granted, you fell into a shark infested lake in your office
I wish I didn't have a headache
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:56 pm
granted you now have 4 wisdom teeth that need removed
i wish my wisdom teeth were already out
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:57 pm
Granted, but the dentist used explosives to remove them, you now have no face
I wish there was something to eat in this house.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:13 pm
Granted, but the only food was poisoned. By angry rats. With rat poison.
I wish for a TIME MACHINE!
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:13 pm
Granted, but you have no clue where to go.
I wish for a non rainy walk home.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:18 pm
Granted Enjoy the blazing Desert-like heat
I wish, That, my Mate was on gaia.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:45 pm
Granted but he/she leaves you
I wish that I could admit my feelings to the girl I love.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:25 pm
Granted. Though you will get spanked after you express them. >:3
I wish I was a real fox IRL! razz
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:34 pm
Granted, but you end up around the neck of some posh person.
I wish for a new hat.
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