Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[TheKyliebear]

because she enjoys whacking people with her cane gonk oww.... crying  

[44hrygydi]

Her fans had sharp edges and she would accidentally cut me with them from time to time.  

[eleanne]

Because her siggy is infinitely amazing! eek  

[soccerrox852]

I could never see the right side of her face... eek  

[eleanne]

Our longstanding color rivalry... evil  

[Sabaism]

Cuz she stole my old coat.  

[373s8f5789d30]

She refused to live out in the sea with me.  

[BrittyAsInPretty]

He always forgot I was in the boat because of the mermaids
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[44hrygydi]

She was always on cloud nine.  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Cause her mule is sexier than mine gonk

 

[44hrygydi]

Lol.

'Cause she wouldn't share her Coco.  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

She stayed out in the rain rather than coming inside to bake cookehs wif me and Silly. crying

 

[existolode]

Because she owns a Silly.  

[TheKyliebear]

He cared more about his money than me cry  

[TheFrostMonster]

she hit me with her fan