the corupt wish game

[Iru Mistwalker]

Granted but it only plays one song over and over again and its the barnny I love you song and you end up killing your self because you can't get it out of your head.

I wish my GF was my christmas preasant this christmas  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but she suffocates in the box. lol.

I wish my dad would SHUT UP!!!!  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted...you dad never talks again...so when you go on a family camp...he cant tell you theres a hidious monster behind you...and it eats you.

I wish mhi bfs twin would stop flirting with me.  

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

emoness_randomness

Granted...you dad never talks again...so when you go on a family camp...he cant tell you theres a hidious monster behind you...and it eats you.

I wish mhi bfs twin would stop flirting with me.

granted, but then he starts flirting with...his twin?! o.O
i wish i had a new sweatband
<3

 

[hiscarious]

granted, but it'll cost you 400,000,000$ :]

I wish I wasnt sick!  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but you die. lol. Get it? Like, if you die you won't be sick anymore? lol. I crack myself up. whee

I wish I didn't have a crush on my best friend. cry  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted. then your best friend tells you that they like you...and you wish you did.

I wish...er...I wish...mhi friend would get over his crush on me and stop trying to kiss me!! before mhi bf kills him!!!  

[oceanic whirl]

emoness_randomness

Granted. then your best friend tells you that they like you...and you wish you did.

I wish...er...I wish...mhi friend would get over his crush on me and stop trying to kiss me!! before mhi bf kills him!!!

Granted, but then your boyfriend and your friend elope.

I wish I didn't have a cold.  

[hiscarious]

granted, you have the flu instead!

I wish I had a chinchilla!  

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

hiscarious

granted, you have the flu instead!

I wish I had a chinchilla!

granted, but then it eats the rotten peanut and dies. evil
i wish i had straighter hair
<3

 

[hiscarious]

granted, but it all burns up because the straighter was on to high!

I wish my laundy would clean itself!  

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

hiscarious

granted, but it all burns up because the straighter was on to high!

I wish my laundy would clean itself!

granted, but it sets itself to the wrong settings and puts bleach in everyload so all your clothes become pure white!
i wish i could get a job at hot topic
<3

 

[hiscarious]

((omg me too x_____x))
granted, but you get fired the next day sad

I wish johnny bravo would go away D:  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but then his....evil twin comes and haunts you!

I wish my mom didn't read my diary!!!!!!!! crying crying crying  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted...she didnt read your diary, she read your story about how much of a menie you think she is and she grounded you from the world, eternally.

I wish i could somehow fly to Alice Springs to see my bf