Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Syeori]

granted. But even though you have such good grades, you can't find a job and you have to live on the streets, confused

I wish i got a new mobile phone.

 

[paulatcha]

Grrrranted. But then it would suck badly and break on the second day because you hate it.

I wish for gold. e.e;  

[Hayashi Jun]

paulatcha

Grrrranted. But then it would suck badly and break on the second day because you hate it.

I wish for gold. e.e;

granted......but then it'll be stolen.......XD

I wish that I can make music from a car's exhaust system......XD (of course aftermarket ones.....the original is jux not loud enough)  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then the music is so goddamn loud and awful that a lot of people's ears burst. And then your car gets impounded, so you're never able to drive again.

I wish I was an astronaut.  

[wiim]

Granted. But while up in space you are intrigued by the zero-gravity-ready packaged nutrition packs and you come back down to Earth to work in the packaging plant.


I wish someone would hurry up and invent private consumer aircrafts to be used like cars.  

[Hayashi Jun]

granted but then everyone will be poor from buying fuel required by it......  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

You didn't make a wish..
I wish for a Lexus.  

[wiim]

Darkaznstargoddess

You didn't make a wish..
I wish for a Lexus.

Granted! Enjoy your refurbished 1993 Lexus!

I wish my dental insurance would cover more than 60% of my dental costs.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted! Except nothing goes wrong which shocks you.
I wish to fire my doctor.  

[xhanuelx]

Granted. Expect that you got really ill and had to hire him again... XD

I wish I had a boyfriend  

[Lucility]

Ooo... this one could be fun.

Granted. But then he turns out to be... a transvestite, who was once your long-lost sister. O__o;

I wish, I never cut my hair off. O.o;  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted and now you have to shave more often.
I wish for highlights.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but they are a strange shade of greenish-purple..

I wish for an everlasting puddle on the road so that cars always splash when they pass it..  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. But then..a...umm...a water spirit inhabits it and sends a giant surge of water towards you
Then people come and dig up the cement/tar around the puddle and send the puddle in the cement/tar to the cursed items museum ninja

I wish for a bag of chocolate whee  

[Minielf]

Granted, but that bag of chocolates is several weeks old. You eat one, you contract food poisoning and you die.

I wish Harry Potter 7 was out.