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Trenn! *CHAINSAW!*



And Fish is not a fish, nor is he cool.

SPREAD TEH WORD

Is this a challenge?

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"But it messes up my hair"

Yes.

*goes for the writing nomination*

Golly Maul, you deluded creature. Times such as now only further press the point that you need to seek a warm body to hug. Before you toss this all aside, please, I implore you to heed my words. You've clouded your mind in fantasy thus splitting yourself from the real world that surrounds you. You are not a furry creature of any sort, Maul. Gee wiz, you are quite human. Somewhat defunct, but human nonetheless.

At first I thought that you took it upon yourself to create your own measurements here. Your title was self-given. Usually nicknames and the lick--er like would be bestowed by peers, but your fear of being ignored prompted you to label yourself. Over time, watching from a distance, I've noticed that this is no title. You truly believe you are a cat. Maul, it is one thing to pretend, but to truly believe you are a furry...oh my. I am frightened you're playing with matches. Not only that, but you're close to setting yourself ablaze. I'm scared it might already be far too late, but I wish for you to gaze into your reflection and see what you are. What you truly are.

Or is this a game you play due to loneliness? As I think longer on this, I believe this might be the truth. Maul, are you a lonely kitty? People need companionship. Lack of that companionship can bring on many things. Odd that you'd stoop to becoming a furry. Do you seek acceptance, Maul? Hmm? Is that what you're after. It's easy for people to love you when you put on a fake smile and cat ears. Please, dear Maul. I want you to hear this. You are not a furry, you are human. Do not be afraid of your humanity. People will love you for who you truly are. Maul. I love you. Truly. If I did not, would you think I'd go to such troubles to try and guide you back to normality? I care about you, Maul. I wish to see you happy, not deluded into thinking you are happy.

Grasp your own sanity. Grab on tight and let it pull you into reality. Understand who you really are. Fail and your end will be nightmarish. Ending in such a way would crush my heart for I really do care. Maul. I care.