Gears of War - Defending Jacinto (Finished)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh no!!" James shouted, glaring up at the sky as it was the best to glare at Frederick. "You will not take away my manhood!!"  

[Zahzi]

"Too bad there's none left to speak of..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"That's ri-- Heeeeeeeeey..."  

[Zahzi]

"...Saaaad..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Is there something we should be doing now besides degrading each other..?" Soqed asked with a groan.  

[Zahzi]

"Well, I could shoot him in the d**k..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"NO!!"
"No..." Soqed sighed heavily.

"I mean something IMPORTANT."  

[Zahzi]

"...Left or right nut?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"FREDERICK!!"
"Frederick..."  

[Zahzi]

"...Left one then?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"No. No shooting anyone's nuts!!" Soqed snapped.
"I am NOT treating any sort of injury like that!"  

[Zahzi]

"...Rectum them?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"NOT TREATING THAT EITHER!"  

[Zahzi]

"FINE! I'll go for the lower intestine!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"NO! There will be NO shooting of anyone anywhere!!" Soqed yelled, flailing her arms about as she started to walk down the streets again.
"And lord help me... If someone does shoot someone else, I'm killing this whole team!!"