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[Tak-Jak]

One of them was my teacher, and I swear he always smelled like sex after lunch. And he was always... ruffled and out of order. Shirt collar flipped up, shirt un-tucked, sex hair. And just that... smell.  

[Galladonsfire]

KirbyVictorious

Disturbing more like. Hints something about why you're so weird.

Or maybe it's just 'cause....teachers.

oh boy... are you jus implying both my parents are sex offenders... stare  

[Galladonsfire]

tbh I jus felt it was a touchy subject cause my dad had a cool friend for a teacher and some kid recently got him fired for supposedly touching this kid, even when they didn't have any evidence against him to be fired in the first place... He was a cool teacher, but regardless some teachers are dangerous like that.. I'm not saying some teachers aren't sex offenders I'm simply stating that some are wrongly accused and even if they are bad teachers, don't they have room to improve?  

[Tak-Jak]

All who have sex, are sex offenders.
On the basis that sex offends at least one person in the world.

And therefore, all who have sex, are sex offenders.

And that right there is called syllogism. Go me.  

[Tak-Jak]

Sometimes bad things happen to the wrong people.

It is sad that it was a good teacher to suffer, there is so few in the world.  

[KirbyVictorious]

We just learned about that Rem. 4laugh

You have a point. Every time you have sex, it offends a catholic. Or, alternatedly, a condom company. Or a schoolteacher. Or the person you're cheating on. All is relative.

All I can say about that is, follow your heart, and screw the conseque....

That...didn't sound right.

Um. ninja  

[Tak-Jak]

Learned what?

What sex smells like? Or what syllogism is?  

[KirbyVictorious]

Syllogisms. Or something very close to it. Sex has a smell?  

[Tak-Jak]

Ever walk into your parents room the day after Valentines day?  

[KirbyVictorious]

Okaaaaay. Creepy.

You have? o:  

[Tak-Jak]

My parents are divorced hun; but I am always home when my mom gets in late, or technically early morn....

And, I have been in many rooms where sex had previously taken place.  

[KirbyVictorious]

Weiiiiird.

I have some crazy adopted mothers.  

[Tak-Jak]

Yeah, we are going out when I hit 21.  

[KirbyVictorious]

Whoooo.

But will you be anywhere near Florida then?  

[Tak-Jak]

Probably not.

Europe.. Its pretty much okay to drink at 16.