The Dark Archer Give Away // NEW BIGGER PRIZES

[flamingwolfess]

So then, wen ever he would leave her, she would freak out and spazz/ tell everyone her wacky suspision. It also didnt help the fact, that he was an on call person, so his work would randomly call and he'd have to leave..... (that sucked for him, but moving on...)  

[coffeecats]

poor guy neutral  

[flamingwolfess]

So, on day he told her that he wasnt goin to come to my family's dinner thing because he had to meet someone for lunch. And the fact that he didnt say who it was made my cuzin spazz even more, believing her false theory was true...... (and yet, i still dont know why he ever dated her......)  

[coffeecats]

i feel sorry for him  

[coffeecats]

surprised  

[flamingwolfess]

So do i..... Poor sucker left the state.....
So back to the story:

So, she came up to me and told me everything, and i said "He did get a call, he probly went to meet a client or worker..... I dont know why you spazz so much...." So she gave me a dirty look and said "I dont spazz! But all the clues fit!" I asked her wut clues and she whispered "He doesnt tell me who hes meeting with, sometimes wen he's txtin he wont let me see who it is, and he always leaves!"

And this girl is to stupid to figure out that they're all work calls!! She had me snoop thru his fone!! (i did it cuz i knu he was innocent and she paid me $10)  

[coffeecats]

lol... moved out of state

haha... do it for the money  

[flamingwolfess]

Yep rofl

So, i told her the results, but, that wasnt enuf! So, she paid me another $10 to borrow my binoculars and she told my parents she was takin some of the kids to get some candy at the gas station..... So she tugged along me, my 1st cuzin, and her little sister...... And she followed him...

So we walked into the restraunt and waited to see some girl go to his table... Actually, it was just her.... Me and my 1st cuzins just waited outside, and she hid behind some weird plant lookin thing....  

[coffeecats]

sweet 20 bucks
Haha behinde a plant wow  

[coffeecats]

blaugh  

[flamingwolfess]

Then all of the sudden, we look thru the window and we see her walking straight towards her boyfrend..... And thats wen it went wrong for her, and hilarious for us!

We see that theres a girl there, looking all scared once she starts talking. Then, her BF gets up, yells (wich made everyone in the restaurant turn there heads) "Its my sister you idiot!"
That was funny because she didnt even look sad or anything..... She started going insane and lafing so hard that the waiters had to help her get out of the restaurant!
So in the end, he moved out of state, she received a restraining order because she kept popping up out of nowhere to apologize to him, and she got us candy from the gas station..... Aint that a nice story??

(Also, i got 20 bucks from it too!!!)  

[coffeecats]

hahahaha lol awesome story  

[flamingwolfess]

Now my 2nd cuzin doesnt spazz as much because she has a therapist, and shes dating this guy who was her best frend since kindergarten..... So its a happy ending.....  

[flamingwolfess]

Happy endings mean happy people!!! lolz  

[coffeecats]

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