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Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:31 pm


The Pig King

A king and his queen had no children after seven years. One day, the queen slept in the garden, and three fairies saw her. One gave her a son and that no man could harm her; the second, that no one could offend her, and the son should have every virtue; the third, that she would be wise, but the son should be a pig until he had married three times.

Soon after, the queen had a son in the form of a pig. The king at first thought to throw the pig into the sea, but decided against it, and had him raised as a child. He learned to talk, but wallowed in mud whenever he could. One day, he told his mother that he wished to marry and persisted until the queen persuaded a poor woman to give her oldest daughter to him. The girl was persuaded by her mother but resolved to kill her bridegroom their wedding night. In the night, he stabbed her with his hooves, and she died. He then asked to marry her sister, and she was persuaded, but she died as her sister had. Finally, he married the third. The third sister behaved politely to him, and returned his caresses. Soon after their marriage, the prince revealed a secret to her: he took off his pigskin and became a handsome young man in her bed. Every morning, he put the skin back on, but she was glad to have a man as her husband. Soon, she gave birth to a child, a son in human form. But finally, the princess revealed the secret to the king and queen and told them to come to the bedchamber at night. They did, and saw their son. The king had the pigskin, lying to one side, torn to pieces, and then abdicated and had his son crowned. He was known as King Pig, and lived long and happily with his queen.
[edit] Prince Marcassin

Madame d'Aulnoy greatly expanded the tale.

A queen who desperately wants to have a child dreams that three fairies talk about giving her a child: one gives her a handsome, amiable, and loved son; the second gives her to see the son succeed at everything; and the third muttered something under her breath. The king is anxious that the third fairy meant ill, but the queen is convinced her desire for a child made her dream it.

Soon after, she gives birth. The child is not a son but a wild boar. His father is persuaded not to drown him by his wife, who thinks the child has misfortune enough in being born a pig. They try to raise him as a prince. At the same place where she dreamed, the queen is told that one day the prince will look handsome to her. Marcassin learns to speak and walk on his hind legs, and in many ways learns how to act the prince.

A woman named Ismene, the oldest of three sisters, is in love with a man named Coridon, and their marriage is agreed on. Marcassin interferes and insists that she marry him, even when his mother tries to argue him from it, because it is beneath his rank, and princesses, being less free than other women, would marry him. Ismene's mother, being ambitious, fully supports Marcassin. The wedding is held, but Ismene and Coridon kill themselves before the wedding night.

Although Marcassin laments Ismene's death, he falls in love with her second sister, Zelonide. She is persuaded to marry him as her sister was, and on the wedding day, she conspires to kill him, but she does not check her confidante, and he is the prince. She tries to kill him without help, and he kills her. He flees to the forest to avoid any more such events.

The mother of Ismene and Zelonide, regretting how she forced her daughters, retreats to the country with her youngest daughter, Marthesie. There Marthesie meets Marcassin, who falls in love with her but laments to her that his having caused so much evil to her family will make it impossible. She decides to marry him if only he will leave the forest. He tricks her into a grotto where she cannot escape, and she decides that she will marry him after all. When they go to bed, she finds him a man. One day, while he is asleep, she finds his pig skin. She wakes him, and he tells her that the third fairy had wished him to be a wild boar until he had married three times, and his third wife had found his pigskin.

Three white and three black distaffs comes into their room, and a voice says they will be happy if they guess what they are. Marcassin guesses that the white ones are the fairies, and Marthesie, the black ones are her sisters and Coridon. This reveals them in their true shapes, because the fairies had rescued those three from death.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:32 pm


The Pigeon and the Dove

A king and a queen had many children, but all but one daughter, Constancia, died. Then the king died, and the queen was so grief-stricken she knew she would die. She sent for a fairy to watch over the princess. The fairy promised to act as regent but warned her that the princess's fate would be hard. After the queen died, she learned the princess was threatened with the love of a giant; if she was kept safe until sixteen, she would be safe, but if she saw the giant before then, her fate would be hard. So she decreed wise laws and bore the princess off to an Arcadia, where she was raised as a shepherdess. She had one sheep she particularly loved; she named it Ruson, and it could obey her commands, although it loved a ewe more than her. One day she saw a wolf carrying Ruson off and chased after; this brought her in sight of the giant, who instantly fell in love with her. He carried her off in his wallet, along with Ruson and the wolf and other creatures. They made such a noise that the giant hung the wallet on a tree to be rid of it. Constancia cut it open and let herself and all the creatures but the wolf out. She found herself in a dark forest with no clear way; she would have died if the animals had not helped her. But finally she came to a river and found herself alone with Ruson.

A prince, Constancio, found her there, and she implored a job as a shepherdess. His mother the queen was unhappy with an old shepherdess, and Constancio got the job for Constancia. Constancio was deeply distressed, because he had never been in love before, and Constancia was far too lowly in birth for him to marry; he heard her singing of love, she would not tell him who she sang of, and his jealousy made his love more fierce. He set a servant, Mirtain, to spy on her, but when Mirtain assured him that she could not be in love with any shepherd, he did not believe him. He took ill, and Mirtain implored Constancia to come to the castle and heal him. She did not go, but Mirtain told the queen, who ordered her to come and threatened to drown her if the prince died. She came and confessed to the prince that her skills were not great, but the prince recovered. She was taken on as a gardener for the flowers, but the king dreamed that she would marry their son. His orders to send the girl back to the sheep annoyed the queen, and instead, she set out to find out how their son felt toward Constancia. She learned they were in love, and ordered him to go visit her brother; they had arranged to him to marry a princess there, and they should meet first. Constancio said he should not let his heart interfere, since it was a marriage of state. The queen ordered him to go, or she would kill Constancia.

Constancio found Constancia and told her he would go and try to persuade his uncle and the bride that he was unsuitable. He left. His mother intercepted his letters and found him confiding in Mirtain, whom she immediately imprisoned on a false charge. One day, Constancia found the garden filled with poisonous creatures, from which she was protected only by the ring the prince had given her. When that failed, the queen sent her to get the girdle of affection from a fairy whose home was unreachable, because of the elephants she kept in the forest, but Constancia had heard from an old shepherd that the sight of a lamb made the elephants gentle, and that the girdle would burn up when she left, so she should tie it about trees. She set out with Ruson, and the elephants were gentle. The fairy gave her the girdle, and when she left, Constancia tied it around a tree, which it burned up rather than her. She brought it to the queen, who asked why she had not put it on; she said it was not suitable for her. The queen insisted, but it had already expended its fire. The queen sold her as a slave to a merchant about to sail.

Constancio had been very rude to his intended bride. When he received word that Constancia was ill, he set out, and when he arrived, he was told she was dead. He fell deathly ill and told his mother of Constancia's royal birth. The queen told him the truth to save him, and Mirtain assured him it was true. Constancio set out to find her. He implored help from some giants, who did not answer, but Cupid himself came and said he must aid him: if Constancio cast himself in a fire, he could reach her, but if his love was not true, he would die. Constancio threw himself in and found himself in a garden, and transformed into a pigeon. He remembered the tale of the Blue Bird (another fairy tale by Madame d'Aulnoy), tried to kill himself, and heard that Constancia was a prisoner in a tower. He was captured and brought to the fairy whose care Constancia had been left in. She told him the ship had brought Constancia into the giant's power. She gave him a ring that would turn her into a dove, and he brought it to Constancia. They flew off, the giant drowned himself in despair, and the fairy and Cupid gave the couple a secret home where they could live.


Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:19 am


May my husband have a very good day today.x3
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:21 am


~nods~ smile


Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:22 am


~hums~
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:24 am


~still~


Yuki_Windira

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Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:25 am


~ponders~
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:27 am


~still~


Yuki_Windira

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Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:28 am


hm....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:29 am


Yeah,not gonna bother.<<; ~knows by now~


Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:30 am


~nods~
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:31 am


The Pink

A childless queen prayed for a child. An angel told her she would have a son with the power of wishing. She had such a son, and every day went with the child to a park where wild beasts were kept. There she washed herself in a stream. One day, a cook stole the child and stained the queen's clothing with hen's blood; then he accused the queen of having let the child be eaten. The queen was imprisoned in a tower to starve, but God sent angels to feed her.

The cook, afraid of being caught, had the prince wish for a castle and a little girl as a companion; they lived there, but the cook grew afraid that the boy would wish for his father, and told the girl, who had grown to a maiden, that she must murder the boy and cut out his heart and tongue. She killed a hind and cut out its heart and tongue; then she had the boy hide in the bed. The cook asked about the murder, and the boy got out of the bed and turned him into a poodle.

The boy wished to go home. The girl was frightened at the thought of the journey, so the boy turned her into a pink (or carnation) and went home, with the poodle running after. He went to his mother, who at first took him for the angels who fed her; he assured her he would free her. Then he worked as a huntsman for his own father. He hunted much game that the king insisted that the huntsman sit by him at the feast. Then the boy asked after the queen. The king told the story. The boy told the truth. He changed the cook back into his own shape, and the king had him executed; he changed the pink back into the maiden, and because she had brought him up so tenderly and refused to murder him, the king sanctioned their marriage.

The queen was freed, but refused to eat, because God, having supported her, would now deliver her. She died three days later, and the king died of grief, but the prince married the maiden and they ruled the kingdom together.


Yuki_Windira

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:32 am


Pintosmalto

A merchant's daughter, Betta, continually refused to marry. One day, he asked her what she wanted him to bring her after a journey. She asked for large amounts of sugar and sweet almonds, scented water, musk and amber, various jewels, gold thread, and above all a trough and a silver trowel. Extravagant though it was, he brought it.

She took it and made a statue of it, and prayed to the Goddess of Love, and the statue became a living man. She took him to her father and told him she wished to marry him. At the wedding feast, a queen fell in love with Pintosmalto, and because he was still innocent, tricked him into coming with her. When Betta could not find him, she set out. An old woman sheltered her for a night and taught her three sayings to use. Betta went on, and found the city Round Mount, where the queen kept Pintosmalto. She used the first of the sayings; it conjured up a jeweled coach, and she bribed the queen to let her spend the night at Pintosmalto's door. The queen drugged Pintosmalto into sleep that night. Betta's pleadings went unheard. She used the second; it conjured up a golden cage with a singing bird of jewels and gold, and it went with it as with the coach.

The next day, Pintosmalto went to the garden, and a cobbler who lived nearby and had heard everything told him about the lamenting woman. Betta used the third saying, which conjured up marvelous clothes, and won her a third night. Pintosmalto roused at her account of her sufferings and how she had made him; he took everything the queen had taken from Betta, and some jewels and money in recompense for her injuries, and they fled to her father's home.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:32 am


The Pot Bears a Son

Nasrdin Avanti borrowed a big pot from a rich and stingy man. Then he congratulated him: the pot had had a child. He gave him the small pot as well. Then he borrowed the pot again and returned to mournfully tell him that the big pot had died. When the rich man objected, he said that if it could bear a son, it could no doubt die as well.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:33 am


Prâslea the Brave and the Golden Apples

A king had a magnificent garden with a tree that bore golden apples, but he never ate them, because every year, the apples were stolen as they became ripe. None of his guards could catch the thief. His oldest two sons tried, one year after the other, but fell asleep near midnight. The next year, the youngest son, Prâslea, tried. He set up two stakes to p***k him if he ever started to lean in his sleep. At midnight, he heard rustling and shot an arrow. In the morning, a trail of blood led away, and the apples were ripe.

The king was pleased, but Prâslea wanted to track the thief. He and his brothers followed the blood to a ravine, where the older two brothers tried to have the others lower each one of them, grew frightened, and came back. Prâslea had them lower him. He found a copper castle. There, a lovely maiden told him she was a princess, and that the ogres (Zmeu) that had kidnapped her and her two sisters had wanted to marry them, but the sisters had put them off with demands. He fought with the ogre there and killed him; went on to the second castle, of silver, and killed the second ogre; went on the third castle, of gold, where the ogre thief was, and wrestled with him as well. It was a longer fight, and Prâslea called on a raven to drop some tallow on him, in return for three corpses. This strengthened him, and he fought on. Then both the ogre and Prâslea called on the princess there to give them water; she gave it to Prâslea, and he killed the ogre.

The princesses showed him a magic whip that made golden apples. Each of them took one. Prâslea brought the princesses back and sent them up. The older two told the brothers that they would marry them. Then Prâslea sent up a stone with his cap. His brothers dropped it, to kill him, and married the older sisters.

Prâslea saved some eaglets from a dragon, and their mother, in gratitude, carried him to the other world. There, he found that the youngest princess was being pressed to accept a suitor. She said that she would accept only if she received a golden distaff and spindle that would spin of themselves, because the ogre had given her one. Prâslea went to work for the silversmith who had to do this and brought out the one the ogre had given her, using the golden apple. The princess then demanded a golden hen with golden chick, and when he produced it, insisted that he be brought before her, because he had to have the golden apple. They recognized Prâslea. He and his brothers went outside and shot arrows into the air. The brothers' arrows hit and killed them, but Prâslea's hit the ground. He married the youngest princess.
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