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See, it's people like Jin that we need in our army against...
whatever our army is supposed to be against... I forgot biggrin

It's because you took their waffle.

I think we we were gonna fight a non-existant conspericy pirate

I say we create the conspiracy and then do battle with it.

"something i saw*

Soon after Jesus overcame his fear of spiderfags he used the santa ana power and unleashed unlimited firesex across the shitland of honigger.It was terrible, dicks flying all over the ******** world trying to save p***s MacDaddeh JoJo it was holy ******** amazing Skipper was there too it was goddamnn it wtf

16 years had passed and Super Sora Seasalt was having a three-legged race across time itself. The Time/Space Continuum was scratched and dented permanently. Lives were lost; Sora Seasalt said sorry then began to plot his revenge with the Barbie girls. It was going to involve a touch Ford Truck with wheels made of pure power. He would fly into battle with the clone fighter snow leopard. The Barbie Girls would then use the Nylon Girl Crush. Then they would all live in a dream house with Sora Seasalt. But unfortunately, Sora turned into a block of ice in the middle of the Sahara Desert and fell into the abyss that surrounds the castle of Greyskull

Terror and fear spread across Australia like watercats on a shattering glass car. But they all got over it and played some shitty music with Gonzo and Goku after the epic fight of niegger and ongok7 then 673 years later everything was super ******** gay and omen nobody was dead and jesus had joined the Bee Gees it was ******** hilarious yet absolutely ******** terrible so terrible that my mom went to the candy store and bought me a Kit Kat bar and soon afterwards I died of d**k cancer on top of Paul McCartney’s car then Paul buried me It was strange but so arousing then Vergil went to the candy store and ZA WARUDO EPIC SUPER FIGHT KENSHIRO VS DIO BRANDO Debnrfehwbnuiferjkopgifew[rodobgikreoguoreptif-0pweor-e]t=re[t][t]f[

People s**t their pants and pants s**t their people it was just mass ******** panic across the universe but the battle finally ended when One Piece aired it’s final episode in which the Strawhat Crew give Luffy all of their power for one final Gum Gum attack what would end up destroying Luffy completely. Everyone was so sad it had ended but it had a good run it was so good and masterful and I hugged a dog on the a** and it started playing Call of Duty 4 on its dickgirl tail of niggeria.

An epic battle had finally ended and the universe had finally come to a stop and I was the only ******** survivor left me and some hot chick from my school. She wanted to repopulate the Earth but I said ******** NO WE ARE GONNA KEEP SEXING UNTIL TIME ITSELF ENDS and we did

oh yeh hawt chick from school we fuked for ages it was fun LIKE A GUNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH POWER CHING CHONG WU TANG WAVE OF ENERGON SOUNDS ATOP CHICAGO’S LARGEST s**t ON EVER.

And it all ended with Steve Tyler from Aerosmith came to my house. For some unexplainable reason, he had Polio. He opened his mouth and my face melted.