Armored Core: The Final Push (Paused)

[Zahzi]

"Ya just called me an a*****e, that's why!" Irish barked as Jarid disappeared once again.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah? And look what you did!" Kelly barked as she pointed to where Jarid had been.
"You chased him off again!"  

[Zahzi]

"Ya sure it wasn't the little Hellspawn tryin' ta 'nap'em!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm pretty sure it was the violent priest abusing his own daughter in front of him, scaring him off!"  

[Zahzi]

"I ONLY HIT YA WHEN YA DESERVE IT YA LITTLE s**t!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I DON'T DESERVE YOUR ABUSE!"  

[Zahzi]

"How about the time you set the house on fire?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I was baking you a birthday cake!"  

[Zahzi]

"Four months AFTER my birthday." Irish said with an eye twitching.

"How about when you caused the house to EXPLODE?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"That was when I was trying to bake cookies when it was REALLY your birthday!"  

[Zahzi]

"SO THE HOUSE EXPLODES!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Someone placed C4 in the oven!" Kelly yelled, flailing her arms about.

"I swear, it was that b*****d Frank! He's never liked me and he threatened to kill me the entire week!"  

[Zahzi]

"Do I need to hit you for lying again this week..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But I'm not lying! Honestly!"  

[Zahzi]

"How does a little kid acquire C4 in this kind of place!?"