Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you are so scared by his uncovered eyes that you die of fear.

I wish for winged anklets.. (stupid inflation)  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted, but after the moment you are able to buy them they deflate.
I wish for a halo. xd  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you have no other items but a halo (they all went into the offer) and so you have to sell it to get items again..

I wish I had DJs.  

[Nyanfood]

Sure, but they come after you in race cars and start throwing things at you.

I wish for an empty lunchbox, and another small but filling gourmet lunch.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted except after your gourmet lunch you don't have enought money to pay for it.
xd I wish to wipe out everyone's memory!  

[xiiao-ai]

.: Granted. Biut then your mind gets filled with everyone else's bad memories and you die from fear :.
.: I wish for some peanuts :.

 

[theaznkid]

.:granted but you first develope allergies to peanuts so your throat swells up and you chocke on it and die:.

I wish to be killed(hehe try this twisted )  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, you are killed by fluffy white bunnys pooing down your throat and then you choke on the stuff and die.

I wish to be respected.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted only in public, people still talk about you behind your back more often.
I wish for the ablity to dissapear and reappear.  

[Flammable Bait]

now thats easy, one day u dissapear then reappear in the sun.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

He didn't wish for anything..

I wish for my pot of ink to refill on its own.  

[spawnofebil]

Unfortunately, it refills so muc that you are drowned by ink in your room. Then ink is banned by decree 562 section A subsections iv)-x) on health and safety reasons.

I wish for a keyboard that actually works and doesn't screw up whenever I try to type.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted. However, your CPU screws up every time you turn it on.

I wish for a colony of bees which produce gorgeously yummy honey but don't sting.  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: the honey causes cancer

Wish I wish that EVERY1 IN THE WORLD INCLUDING ME COULD DISAPPEAR FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but as we all go to the same place, it's practically the world all over again..

I wish to be a seagull in the next life.