Funny names we give to our body parts

[Moonlight_Bella]

Noxness

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

I am still thinking about wee-wee..lol!

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

mrgreen

 

[sabrru]

my sister was goofing around and she accidently kicked me between the legs and she said "did i just kick your baby maker" and now we call the va-jay-jay a baby maker lol  

[Norayr]

Moonlight_Bella

Noxness

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

I am still thinking about wee-wee..lol!

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

mrgreen

Haha, "wee-wee"
Yes, I've also referred to myself down there as the "pee gun," "Masis," "Garbis," just the funnier names we have in Armenian. Though I don't really use those names I mentioned. I've come up with other things, some dirtier, a while ago, but I forgots them.

*drools over cupcakes and muffins*  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Ohh ohh! A friend of mine once told me that his grandma or something used to call boobs "sweater muffins" XD I need to start using that term more, it's soo good.

Oh and my last BF told me what he named his p***s one day and it was funny.. I want to say it was something like "first mate Steve" because he wanted people to call him Captain Steve.. lmao.

Hrm.. I swear I knew other weird words for things though. Oh like "bearded clam" for the Vag-jj.

Edit: twig and berries, trouser snake, family jewels, one-eyed willie, the junk, hooded warrior, pork sword, skin flute and burrowing bishop.. ALL names for p***s. I so got those from Kingdom of Loathing.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Norayr]

xD

Some of those names that you listed I got from the Austin Powers movies.  

[Syrius A.I.]

I dun have names... but calling my boys Optimus Prime and the foo-foo Megatron would kinda be funny. 'Cuz after your done I could be all like, "Once again Optimus Prime defeats Megatron."

And I've always thought "Stuffing the Beaver" was funny just because they aren't talking about taxidermy.

 

[x_Silver_Starlight_x]

When we were about 9 and 10, me and my brother called the female a sharpener and the male a pencil...there was actually a song that went with it...this was my brother's doing. I can't remember the words, but it was to the tune of put the lime in the coconut.

My little sister calls breasts BBs. It's cute.

Now the male is the weewee. I used to call the female a foofoo, but now I don't really have a specific name for it...  

[J h a y b z_0 2]

ninja save your goodbyes...

ninja

i just call my p**** a hotdog...xD

its not the end of the world... ninja

 

[Creeped]

._. Mine's plain and simple, vag.

And I don't have a nickname for the other unless it's 'pen15'...which I don't really use..  

[Noxness]

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

@Nor .. those cupcakes are sitting there taunting me.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[Norayr]

Noxness

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

@Nor .. those cupcakes are sitting there taunting me.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

My word. They're taunting me as well!  

[KR0NiiCALLY KRiiSTEN]

Nuuuuuuu! I need to get some. -schemes-  

[Noxness]

ObsessedWithBooks

Nuuuuuuu! I need to get some. -schemes-

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

some cupcakes?

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Ahh.. my mom is a Canadian living in America (is married but doesn't have citizenship yet) so she makes/gets a lot of beaver jokes. >_> She's the one that taught me to have a dirty mind but she'd still way worse than me.. aha it's sad.

Also.. LAWL PEN15 CLUB!!!!!1 XD That's so grade school.

...I laughed myself to sleep.