The pill is the greatest invention to ever grace mankind

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punkarama

Tommy the Cat

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

XoKittyBabyoX

*huffs* Some women actually happen to enjoy it.

More women like this need to exist - or just not be so a**l about a**l

Please explain to me what the big deal about a**l is for guys.

Once upon a time a young Theodore Ulisez van der Chat went through puberty. He started to notice girls and mostly their mammary glands. "What are these mammary glands? These things of wonder and mystery I don't have and am openly not allowed to squeeze?" I would ask, but later I realized that it was the fact I do not have mammaries that is what makes them so fascinating

and then one day young Tommy had sex - which as a wonderful experience, but after a while you start to think "so whats next? oh look, what's that other hole in close proximatry, it looks curious, and because it's forbidden, like a real goal.

I totally understand wanting to try new things, but having something shoved up my a** is not my idea of sensuality or pleasure. I'm sure it would be really tight and feel really good for him, but ******** him it's about me too.

And I just realized that I'm technically not an a** virgin. gonk

Don't knock it till ya try it! Yes, it does hurt sometimes, and only in the beginning. After the hurt's gone away, it's really nice. I actually prefer it over normal sex half the time. It's especially nice when you're laying on your stomach with your a** in the air a little. =]  

[Hzza]

Heff

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

XoKittyBabyoX

*huffs* Some women actually happen to enjoy it.

More women like this need to exist - or just not be so a**l about a**l

Please explain to me what the big deal about a**l is for guys.

Once upon a time a young Theodore Ulisez van der Chat went through puberty. He started to notice girls and mostly their mammary glands. "What are these mammary glands? These things of wonder and mystery I don't have and am openly not allowed to squeeze?" I would ask, but later I realized that it was the fact I do not have mammaries that is what makes them so fascinating

and then one day young Tommy had sex - which as a wonderful experience, but after a while you start to think "so whats next? oh look, what's that other hole in close proximatry, it looks curious, and because it's forbidden, like a real goal.

I totally understand wanting to try new things, but having something shoved up my a** is not my idea of sensuality or pleasure. I'm sure it would be really tight and feel really good for him, but ******** him it's about me too.

And I just realized that I'm technically not an a** virgin. gonk

Don't knock it till ya try it! Yes, it does hurt sometimes, and only in the beginning. After the hurt's gone away, it's really nice. I actually prefer it over normal sex half the time. It's especially nice when you're laying on your stomach with your a** in the air a little. =]

My word...............  

[CokePixie]

You guys have me thinking about this porno i saw once:

"but i poop from there!"
"not right now ya don't"

 

[punkarama]

CokePixie

You guys have me thinking about this porno i saw once:

"but i poop from there!"
"not right now ya don't"

rofl

That reminded me of this one time when we we're drinking at this guy Matt's house and we all just crashed there, and when we got up in the morning a couple of the guys were watching porn ... vampire themed porn ... classic.  

[Heff]

punkarama

CokePixie

You guys have me thinking about this porno i saw once:

"but i poop from there!"
"not right now ya don't"

rofl

That reminded me of this one time when we we're drinking at this guy Matt's house and we all just crashed there, and when we got up in the morning a couple of the guys were watching porn ... vampire themed porn ... classic.

Nah, dude. I went to this party once, and there was 2 pregnant girls and me. SO. We all decide we have to pee and we go to the bathroom, and some ******** clogged the ******** toilet. Well, turns out, this guy likes me and now he's trying to get with me. He gets all pissed off whenever I mention it. Hahahahaha  

[Heff]

Hzza

Heff

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

punkarama

Please explain to me what the big deal about a**l is for guys.

Once upon a time a young Theodore Ulisez van der Chat went through puberty. He started to notice girls and mostly their mammary glands. "What are these mammary glands? These things of wonder and mystery I don't have and am openly not allowed to squeeze?" I would ask, but later I realized that it was the fact I do not have mammaries that is what makes them so fascinating

and then one day young Tommy had sex - which as a wonderful experience, but after a while you start to think "so whats next? oh look, what's that other hole in close proximatry, it looks curious, and because it's forbidden, like a real goal.

I totally understand wanting to try new things, but having something shoved up my a** is not my idea of sensuality or pleasure. I'm sure it would be really tight and feel really good for him, but ******** him it's about me too.

And I just realized that I'm technically not an a** virgin. gonk

Don't knock it till ya try it! Yes, it does hurt sometimes, and only in the beginning. After the hurt's gone away, it's really nice. I actually prefer it over normal sex half the time. It's especially nice when you're laying on your stomach with your a** in the air a little. =]

My word...............

Que?  

[Hzza]

Heff

Hzza

Heff

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

punkarama

Please explain to me what the big deal about a**l is for guys.

Once upon a time a young Theodore Ulisez van der Chat went through puberty. He started to notice girls and mostly their mammary glands. "What are these mammary glands? These things of wonder and mystery I don't have and am openly not allowed to squeeze?" I would ask, but later I realized that it was the fact I do not have mammaries that is what makes them so fascinating

and then one day young Tommy had sex - which as a wonderful experience, but after a while you start to think "so whats next? oh look, what's that other hole in close proximatry, it looks curious, and because it's forbidden, like a real goal.

I totally understand wanting to try new things, but having something shoved up my a** is not my idea of sensuality or pleasure. I'm sure it would be really tight and feel really good for him, but ******** him it's about me too.

And I just realized that I'm technically not an a** virgin. gonk

Don't knock it till ya try it! Yes, it does hurt sometimes, and only in the beginning. After the hurt's gone away, it's really nice. I actually prefer it over normal sex half the time. It's especially nice when you're laying on your stomach with your a** in the air a little. =]

My word...............

Que?

Thats a very vivid picture you paint there.  

[CokePixie]

punkarama

CokePixie

You guys have me thinking about this porno i saw once:

"but i poop from there!"
"not right now ya don't"

rofl

That reminded me of this one time when we we're drinking at this guy Matt's house and we all just crashed there, and when we got up in the morning a couple of the guys were watching porn ... vampire themed porn ... classic.

we once ordered a zombie movie on ondemand and it turns out it was like a zombie porno, and it was really poorly done, their idea of zombie meant putting drag queen make up on and smearing it


oh and dicks and stuff, that part was pretty shotty too  

[Heff]

CokePixie

punkarama

CokePixie

You guys have me thinking about this porno i saw once:

"but i poop from there!"
"not right now ya don't"

rofl

That reminded me of this one time when we we're drinking at this guy Matt's house and we all just crashed there, and when we got up in the morning a couple of the guys were watching porn ... vampire themed porn ... classic.

we once ordered a zombie movie on ondemand and it turns out it was like a zombie porno, and it was really poorly done, their idea of zombie meant putting drag queen make up on and smearing it


oh and dicks and stuff, that part was pretty shotty too

rofl  

[Heff]

Hzza

Heff

Hzza

Heff

punkarama

I totally understand wanting to try new things, but having something shoved up my a** is not my idea of sensuality or pleasure. I'm sure it would be really tight and feel really good for him, but ******** him it's about me too.

And I just realized that I'm technically not an a** virgin. gonk

Don't knock it till ya try it! Yes, it does hurt sometimes, and only in the beginning. After the hurt's gone away, it's really nice. I actually prefer it over normal sex half the time. It's especially nice when you're laying on your stomach with your a** in the air a little. =]

My word...............

Que?

Thats a very vivid picture you paint there.

Hahaha! So? xd  

[punkarama]

Last night I saw the most disgusting then I have ever seen in my life. It's amazing what alcohol, curiosity, and a dare can do. My friend Scott was telling us about this website that somebody told us about, it's called two girls and a cup or something, and he said he was told that it was the most disgusting thing ever and to never go to it. Well a few drinks later and curiosity got the best of us ... we wanted to know what the ******** was so bad. Oh dear god it was horrible!!! It starts of looking like your regular girl on girl porno, two chicks touching eachothers tits and stuff ... and then one girl shits in a cup and they start eating it and making out, my bf totally threw up in his mouth and we were all scared for life.  

[Hzza]

Heff

Hzza

Heff

Hzza

Heff

punkarama

I totally understand wanting to try new things, but having something shoved up my a** is not my idea of sensuality or pleasure. I'm sure it would be really tight and feel really good for him, but ******** him it's about me too.

And I just realized that I'm technically not an a** virgin. gonk

Don't knock it till ya try it! Yes, it does hurt sometimes, and only in the beginning. After the hurt's gone away, it's really nice. I actually prefer it over normal sex half the time. It's especially nice when you're laying on your stomach with your a** in the air a little. =]

My word...............

Que?

Thats a very vivid picture you paint there.

Hahaha! So? xd

All I'm saying is that I won't have trouble sleeping for the next few weeks.  

[CokePixie]

punkarama

Last night I saw the most disgusting then I have ever seen in my life. It's amazing what alcohol, curiosity, and a dare can do. My friend Scott was telling us about this website that somebody told us about, it's called two girls and a cup or something, and he said he was told that it was the most disgusting thing ever and to never go to it. Well a few drinks later and curiosity got the best of us ... we wanted to know what the ******** was so bad. Oh dear god it was horrible!!! It starts of looking like your regular girl on girl porno, two chicks touching eachothers tits and stuff ... and then one girl shits in a cup and they start eating it and making out, my bf totally threw up in his mouth and we were all scared for life.

dude my guy friends made me watch that last month, sickest s**t ever i gagged 3 seconds in. And apartently there's a new one where the girls throw up in each others mouths. sick s**t  

[punkarama]

CokePixie

punkarama

Last night I saw the most disgusting then I have ever seen in my life. It's amazing what alcohol, curiosity, and a dare can do. My friend Scott was telling us about this website that somebody told us about, it's called two girls and a cup or something, and he said he was told that it was the most disgusting thing ever and to never go to it. Well a few drinks later and curiosity got the best of us ... we wanted to know what the ******** was so bad. Oh dear god it was horrible!!! It starts of looking like your regular girl on girl porno, two chicks touching eachothers tits and stuff ... and then one girl shits in a cup and they start eating it and making out, my bf totally threw up in his mouth and we were all scared for life.

dude my guy friends made me watch that last month, sickest s**t ever i gagged 3 seconds in. And apartently there's a new one where the girls throw up in each others mouths. sick s**t

We need to start a support group for people who have seen this.  

[Hzza]

punkarama

CokePixie

punkarama

Last night I saw the most disgusting then I have ever seen in my life. It's amazing what alcohol, curiosity, and a dare can do. My friend Scott was telling us about this website that somebody told us about, it's called two girls and a cup or something, and he said he was told that it was the most disgusting thing ever and to never go to it. Well a few drinks later and curiosity got the best of us ... we wanted to know what the ******** was so bad. Oh dear god it was horrible!!! It starts of looking like your regular girl on girl porno, two chicks touching eachothers tits and stuff ... and then one girl shits in a cup and they start eating it and making out, my bf totally threw up in his mouth and we were all scared for life.

dude my guy friends made me watch that last month, sickest s**t ever i gagged 3 seconds in. And apartently there's a new one where the girls throw up in each others mouths. sick s**t

We need to start a support group for people who have seen this.

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