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 Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:19 pm
 This time were not giving up...
will copypasta on my lj xd
Donations are lovedLet's make it last forever...
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:26 pm
I liked 5, 6, 7, and 9. I think they're true and are soooooo hilariously funny^^
They made me laugh and then my sister just asked me if I was okay. Funny.
You know those times when you laugh out of no where? Or it seems like you did, cause maybe you were thinking to yourself but just laughed bbecause of the thought? Good times... good times. Those are just funny.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:50 am
lolz i saw that on a website it's funny
i also hate it when peopleask, after a huge friggin 4 course meal, "are you full" well of course i'm friggin full IT WAS A HUGE BIGASS 4 COURSE MEAL GOD!
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:33 am
Norayr x__P o e t Norayr x__P o e t
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
I actually go to target in a red shirt and khakis on purpose. I saw how many times people did that to me (when I had my nametag on while working there), and saw it happen to many times to people that don't work there (who didn't even have a red shirt on). I do it for fun to mess with them. xD And sometimes when I didn't feel up to it, even with the nametag on me, I'd be like.. Yea, I don't work here.. ¬.¬/ And yes to the yield one. THAT PISSES ME OFF! [neenja] I lol`d.
Seriously though. People are constantly asking me if I really work there. Sometimes, I say no and walk off. Or I follow people. Really close like too. That freaks them out.
Or I`ll sneak up on them and ask in a really breathy voice, in my opinion creepy, if they need help.
Especially in Housewares by the knives. :] Here's my really late response to this: XD Whoa! Has anyone ever been scared enough to jump and accidentally hit them knives or anything? I would stand in line for this
And now, my really late response ::
No, not so much, but once a lady dropped a pan. It completely dented the floor.
The pan was totally fine.
@Swwetheartpucca - xD
Half of the things I listed don`t really apply anymore since I`m not pregnant anymore, but hey. . .
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:41 am
jollyjube lolz i saw that on a website it's funny i also hate it when peopleask, after a huge friggin 4 course meal, "are you full" well of course i'm friggin full IT WAS A HUGE BIGASS 4 COURSE MEAL GOD! I would stand in line for this
I`ve still been hungry after a four-course meal. . .
Suddenly, I feel like a little piggy. . .
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:12 am
My responses to the list:
1. I don't wear a watch, and I only point to my crotch when I want someone on their knees. rofl
2. I always have a backup remote if I lose the first. xD
3. I'd say, shove the cake in your pants, let someone else eat it. lol
4. Well if it's money, I'll keep looking after I've found some in hopes to find more.
5. Wow, I only pay 5 dollars.
6. Just say no after the "Can I" part.
7. Never heard of new and improved... I prefer "Rare and Trendy". XDD
8. I can put a rock in the ground. It'll stay there for longer than I live.
9. I would so do that. Wait for a complete stranger before catching a bus. :0
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:58 am
t3h bunni3s c0m3 t0 m3 Hey people,
just telling you I found this off a website
it is not mine
I thought it was pretty funny.....
9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
.... Yeah XD
I dunno I just felt like sharing it :3 1. I do that!!! It's subliminal. evil 2. Well, if you have Comcast Digital Cable with no buttons on the box, you need the remote! 3. It's a saying, get over it. 4. I agree, on that one. 5. Don't answer, just continue watching, say Shh! 6. They mean another question, not that one. 7. You know what they mean. Always. 8. Life is short. Think about it. You'll live for about 100 years. it's been 2000 years since Christ, that's 20 lifespans. 9. I don't see why anyone will ask that.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:48 pm
I would stand in line for this
I think your ability to enjoy satire and sarcasm is gone.
You may want to get that checked out by a doctor.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:36 am
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
A friend sent this to me. SOrry, couldn't help but sharing. hehehe sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:41 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:39 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:18 pm
rofl mrgreen I like #3 the best!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:20 pm
Bl0odDiva If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? A friend sent this to me. SOrry, couldn't help but sharing. hehehe sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:25 pm
@ Poet: You're not a piggy. It's always the skinny ones that eat the most. >.<
Ie, on holidays, I out eat my brother and my father, combined. They think i switch myself on holidays. xD
&&
@ 8: Name something I could do that's longer than being a live?
ok. Being dead. ^^
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