Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted. But you're portrayed as a really annoying character and become more hated than Ashley.

I wish Alfred wasn't a drag queen and didn't have split personality.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Granted, but now Alexia is.

I wish that I was named after an RE character that didn't suck.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted. But the reason you had to change your name is because the Russian mafia is after you.

I wish I was friends with Wesker.  

[Ivory Lie]

Granted. But capcom does something stupid and makes him suck

I wish there was a battle between a lot of different tyrants...and i'm nowhere near it. watch it on the big screen  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

But how can they make him suck, when he's my friend, ergo, a real person?
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Anyway, granted. But the camera man is so bad that everything is so shaky it's unwatchable.

I wish Nicholai didn't have white hair.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Biohazard EXTREME

But how can they make him suck, when he's my friend, ergo, a real person?
confused

Anyway, granted. But the camera man is so bad that everything is so shaky it's unwatchable.

I wish Nicholai didn't have white hair.

Granted, but now he has Emo hair with a red stripe.

I wish I had seen the resident evil movie in theatres.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted. But then the theatre is filled with those annoying kids who always have to repeat every good line and completely ruin the movie for you.

I wish I was the owner of Umbrella Corporation.  

[Ivory Lie]

((sorry about that one. I didn't notice your post))

Granted. But as in game you use it all after raccoon city. Tough break big guy

...What i wished for before  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Granted, but Chris and Jill make Umbrella fall, and in an effort to kill them you mutate yourself, only to be blown up with a rocket launcher.

I wish that the last fight in REUC was longer.  

[Ivory Lie]

Granted. But because of it he can't die and thus it goes in an endless cycle

I wish that...I knew why they changed Re so much to make it what it is now  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Ivory Lie

Granted. But because of it he can't die and thus it goes in an endless cycle

I wish that...I knew why they changed Re so much to make it what it is now

Granted, but you become a dumbass.

I wish that they made a REUC two with Leon in it and him not being so gay.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but then you get lynched by a mob of angry Leon fangirls and fanboys, the ones that like RE4, and as a result, you lose a testicle.

I wish Gaiden didn't suck, and was canon.  

[Lisa Trevor]

Granted, but Wesker's dies later in the game and Alfred becomes the main villian of the series.

I wish Raccoon Zoo was bigger in Resident Evil Outbreak File#2  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but then it would be so big that there's no way to beat it, because your virus index fills up too quickly.

I wish that Outbreak had more scenarios which incorporated just zombies, Like the Outbreak Scenario and the Desperate Times scenario.