The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[somnium yum]

because jack sparrow is the best pirate ever

Why does a tiger c**k a doodle doo?  

[DuendeFire]

cuz your dog made it c**....

Why do you like to be twisted?  

[Annafu]

cause its better than being straight

What are oreos made of?  

[candyisi]

flying space object

how come i can't fly?  

[DuendeFire]

cuz i cliped your wings

why do you care?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

because satan is his name!
why are their tornadoes in the middle of january in wisconsin? (seriously their was some)  

[Izzy Fizz]

I put them there(on a serious note,i saw all those tornadoes in the mid part of the U'S. beat the record of tornadoes,that's a lot!)

Why do i have sudden urge to eat veggies looking at vegeta's username?I'm starting to smell onions.  

[Annafu]

BECAUSE IM TAKING OVER YOUR MIND~~~

why do flies sleep till noon?  

[miss brightsidee]

Cause they get tired from making baby flies all the time.

What's a scissor?  

[lizkotoisloco]

An emo kid's birthday piñata filler

Why can't my calculator love me back?  

[John Obake]

Cause I wore it out.

Is Santa a *****?  

[Tuxedo Mask-8]

yes, cuz he ate my cookies

how do u make a pinata?  

[Izzy Fizz]

You find an animal and make it eat tons of candy.
Or draw something and use a flashlight to melt the candy on to it.

Why does my brother owe me 70$ and my mom owes me 380$!?  

[DuendeFire]

because your too nice
Why do people care what i say?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

because your on the RAG! lol
why is babaganoosh a type of food?