Lame pick-up Lines!

[Annafu]

DuendeFire

yes very true heres another one:

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

to which you respond:

"THUMB WARS!!!"  

[DuendeFire]

more like
"i would love to but for all i know you have AIDS so yes only conversing will take place"  

[Annafu]

lol, but thats not as fun or shocking!
you tell them you want to play thumb wars and theyll be like: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU o.O
and prolly walk away on their own~  

[DuendeFire]

yes but if i use my extensive voc. then they just walk away with out me shocking them into being paralyzed....  

[Annafu]

lol, taht depends
you could end up with a smart guy hitting on you
then they wouldnt be shocked or anything  

[DuendeFire]

if that happened then i would probably end up with them so i wouldn't care....  

[Annafu]

lol, true
but you have to be careful....
even the most well spoken guy can still be a p***k :]  

[DuendeFire]

believe me
i know
thats how my ex was
Bastrado!!!!  

[candyisi]

DuendeFire

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

<(^.^)>

Ahahahahahaha!!! this is a funny one!  

[miss brightsidee]

Hahah! Thumb wars, laaaame, but in the good way. xp  

[lizkotoisloco]

My friend told me these

" Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
" Baby have you been tested? Quick grab my pencil!"
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
OMG these are all the guy pick ups!!!

The night I met my ex he said
"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight."
I thought that was adorable for some reason!!! 4laugh

Wait here's one girl pick up:
"I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!"  

[miss brightsidee]

Hahah, true. :]
But what can I say?
Guys uses lame pick-up lines more then girls.
It's adorable, though. wink  

[lizkotoisloco]

Isn't it? I went out with him for 4 months then I just got tired of him razz he lied too much  

[miss brightsidee]

Awww, I'm sorry. That sucks.
I broke up with my last ex cause he was moving too fast.  

[lizkotoisloco]

AWWW that sucks monkey butt....I hate when that happens....it's like eating a popsicle too fast and getting some nasty brainfreeze.....