Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Edger_vargas]

Wesker:time to die
Chris:no it isn't
Wesker:huh?
Chris:i have a shotgun and you have...?
Wesker:crap your right wait right here.

comes back 1 hour later...

Wesker:haha i have a mini-gun...time for your death.
Chris holding rocket lancher:i win  

[Kouichi Pendolse]

XDD

Wesker: Die, Redfield! AVADA CADAVRA!!!
Chris: WTF? *gets zapped*  

[Edger_vargas]

Jill: Ack! i'm surrounded by zombies!

watch alarm goes off

Zombies: TEA TIME!!!
Ramdom zombie: can we continue this later?  

[Knights of the Realm]

Alfred: MARRY ME, WESKER!

Wesker: Black shades and leather are so old fashioned... Alfred, can I borrow your Alexia dress?!

Claire: *to Nosferatu* Oh, you're so cuuuuuuuuute, yes you are, yes you are! Who's a cute baby? *gets head chopped off*
Claire's Decapitated Head: Aw, so cuuuuuuuuute!
Nosferatu: GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *sobs*  

[Uenna]

Brad: VICKERS TO THE RESCUE!!!!  

[Kouichi Pendolse]

Jill: I was a man before the operation. Wanna see the pictures?
Chris: Like, OMG! I've always wanted one of those!

Rebecca: *_____* Billy must diiiiie!

Billy: *shoots Becca in the back of the head with sniper rifle*
Becca: *itches head* My head feels itchy suddenly.  

[doodk44]

Leon: Holly sh*t! he''s walking without a head!!  

[MoonSoo]

Kouichi Pendolse

Don't rape my idea moonsoo stressed

Oh s**t, I never saw that one.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker: Chris... I know we've had our differences, but if we could only get over our personal venteddas, the world would be a better place, right? Put it there, pal.  

[Kouichi Pendolse]

Carlos: It's not right to talk about women's mammory glands or their prosteriors.
Jill: *flashes Carlos* zOMGGG!!

Nemmy: My new lover is Braddd!
Brad: *beat down* fcuk off!  

[Ithmara]

Kouichi Pendolse

Leon: What's a kick?

Ada: Wanna walk together for the rest of the game as I divulge the reason I'm here, Leon?

Ashley: Gimme a gun! I'mma shoot deez bitches upp! scream

Wesker: Chris! Save meeeeee!
Chris: Despite the fact you killed a vast majority of my co-workers and I have a deep sence of loathing for you, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure! ^_____^

Wesker: STFU!!! SPONGEBOB IS ON!!!
Ashley: Spongebob must die... twisted *cocking gun*


Leon: Heeeeeeeeeeelp! Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeey! *glares at Gonado* Don't look up my skirt.

Oh wow those are hilarious! crying (but picture it being happy laughing a** off crying) rofl  

[Lord Travis]

Leon: Krauser can I please have your arm, it would save me so much ammunition and tired of listening to that damn merchant with his, "Welcome," and "Not enough cash, stranger."



Merchant: I've got a good selection of this on sale, Stranger.
Leon: Call me Leon. *buys [insert weapon here]*
Merchant: Not enough cash, Stranger!
Leon: The name is Leon, get it straight... stare
Merchant: Stranger.
Leon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *stabbs merchant with knife* DIE! twisted
Merchant: gonk ...stra...ng...er.... gonk  

[Kouichi Pendolse]

Loli Kyr

Kouichi Pendolse

Leon: What's a kick?

Ada: Wanna walk together for the rest of the game as I divulge the reason I'm here, Leon?

Ashley: Gimme a gun! I'mma shoot deez bitches upp! scream

Wesker: Chris! Save meeeeee!
Chris: Despite the fact you killed a vast majority of my co-workers and I have a deep sence of loathing for you, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure! ^_____^

Wesker: STFU!!! SPONGEBOB IS ON!!!
Ashley: Spongebob must die... twisted *cocking gun*


Leon: Heeeeeeeeeeelp! Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeey! *glares at Gonado* Don't look up my skirt.

Oh wow those are hilarious! crying (but picture it being happy laughing a** off crying) rofl

I've never gotten such a strong reaction XDDDD.  

[Valimai]

Ashley: LEEEOOOONNN! I CAN SAVE MYSELF!!!!  

[Uenna]

Retarded_Monkey_Girl

Ashley: LEEEOOOONNN! I CAN SAVE MYSELF!!!!

xd